The dang cat just ate a (teeny) piece of asparagus. I figured my veggies were safe from lardbutt! And I was feeling sorry for him and let him sit at the table. He had a small healing scratch in front of his ear. Apparently, it itched. So he tore a hugeass wound in the process of scratching it. If the neosporin doesn't help, he's gonna need a cone. I swear.
Gunn: You saying popping mama threw you a beating? Lorne: Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwah-ha-ha'd at us.
'Underneath'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - May 29, 2007 1:42:19 pm PDT #9790 of 10001
Theodosia - May 29, 2007 1:44:07 pm PDT #9791 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I went to the local zoo today, and saw a Bactrian camel being groomed. (I immediately thought of Aimee!) She was ridiculously calm and happy to have her heavy winter coat combed off -- it was an insanely-high pile of hair left over. The volunteer let me carry off a double handful, which I'm going to have to figure out how to wash, comb and spin!
§ ita § - May 29, 2007 1:45:38 pm PDT #9792 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
which I'm going to have to figure out how to wash, comb and spin!
Ooh! That makes me think of Holli.
Man, I was thinking of training today, but only if the normal instructor won't be there because I don't want to be lame-assed in front of him, and I am lame-assed.
I also want to sleep a humongous amount.
And I want another corset. Please?
Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2007 1:59:19 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Now I want to go to the zoo! I almost quite my job and became my cow-orker's nanny when I found out that the nanny got to do things like go to the zoo and the petting zoo! (and she only works 4 day/week, 6 h/day, makes $1,000 per month tax free and gets gas money)
aurelia - May 29, 2007 2:25:46 pm PDT #9794 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
My landlord's relatives are sweeping the sidewalk and talking to my cats in Serbian(?). The cats keep looking at me like I should be translating.
§ ita § - May 29, 2007 2:32:45 pm PDT #9795 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And lo, no training.
Which is good, because I should sleep and I have to prepare a lesson plan for a class tomorrow. I take great umbrage because I improvise and I like it that way, but the lead instructor doesn't believe that I can meet time constraints. Also, there's another instructor who's preparing a lesson plan for the same techniques, so pride propels me to bring out the big guns.
But my strength is in executing lesson plans I just made up. I figure halfway through the warmup is a good place to start. And then there's delivery--that's my other thing.
Oh, this is going to suck.
aurelia - May 29, 2007 2:40:24 pm PDT #9796 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
This is so wrong. iRack
§ ita § - May 29, 2007 2:47:26 pm PDT #9797 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aurelia, without clocking the link I thought Apple was making a play for my boobs.
DavidS - May 29, 2007 2:48:46 pm PDT #9798 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Aurelia, without clocking the link I thought Apple was making a play for my boobs.
I too presumed Apple was marketing ita's boobage.
aurelia - May 29, 2007 2:51:43 pm PDT #9799 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Heh. Then there's iPad