I had that exact conversation with my cat last night. I told him he was allowed to die 5 minutes after I did and not a minute before. He responded by licking himself.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - May 28, 2007 3:13:07 pm PDT #9674 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Volans - May 28, 2007 3:17:43 pm PDT #9675 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Oh Tommy, I am so very sorry. I'm crying for your loss. May Senor Sock have the bestest afterlife a cat can have.
Kathy A - May 28, 2007 3:39:30 pm PDT #9676 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Tommy, I am so sorry for you and your loss! I know that he had a loving home and a long life with you as his family, and that is one of the best things anyone (human or pet) can have.
Laga - May 28, 2007 3:46:54 pm PDT #9677 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I have the urge to go rescue a shelter kitty and name her Senorita Sockette in Senor Sock's honor.
tommyrot - May 28, 2007 3:51:26 pm PDT #9678 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hee!
Of course, Senor Sock's namesake was in love with Suzanne Summers. But Suzanne Summers might not be such a good cat name....
Laga - May 28, 2007 3:53:35 pm PDT #9679 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Yeah I'm not sure my sister-in-law Suzanne would be happy if we had a cat named Suzanne either.
Frankenbuddha - May 28, 2007 3:55:27 pm PDT #9680 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh no, Tom. So very sorry about Senor Sock. Was the name attributable to him being a "sock" cat (in the way there are "cow" and "tuxedo" cats)?
tommyrot - May 28, 2007 4:03:16 pm PDT #9681 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aims - May 28, 2007 4:23:07 pm PDT #9682 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
{{{{tommy}}}} May Senor Sock rest in peace with unlimited access to kitty crack pads and whole milk.
Sean K - May 28, 2007 4:25:35 pm PDT #9683 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Aimee!
FINISH THE STORY OF YOUR TRIP BACK TO MICHIGAN! YOU LEFT IT ON A CLIFFHANGER!