when I do it, it's less like a miracle and more like abject panic.
Yeah, pretty much. "What is this? A NICKEL? And some PENNIES? You aren't allowed to give ME coins! Only I give the coins!"
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Apr 05, 2007 1:18:46 pm PDT #966 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2007 1:30:35 pm PDT #967 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
"Just count it up, type it in, and let the Magic Register make it all better, Forrest."
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2007 1:53:42 pm PDT #968 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What gets me is when people at cash registers or in drive thrus act as if you've performed a miracle when you give them extra change to get a $5 bill or only quarters back.
Watch, as I manipulate symbolic representations of currency - completely within in my mind!
Jesse - Apr 05, 2007 2:00:34 pm PDT #969 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh yeah, especially when I do that after the fact -- "Oh wait, I do have three pennies, so you can give me a quarter back." Whuh?
Also snow is always 100 times better than freezing rain, and I'll take on anyone who says different. It was sunny by the time I left work, anyway.
Jesse - Apr 05, 2007 2:09:22 pm PDT #970 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In other news about what's on my DVR, I'm watching Medical Investigation, and this one guy looks familiar, and it's Henry from Ugly Betty! I didn't recognize him all scruffy and intense with no glasses.
Steph L. - Apr 05, 2007 2:15:58 pm PDT #971 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
More pics: [link]
Dear sweet Lord. Best. Smile. EVAR. Y'know, in case it hasn't been mentioned recently.
There has never ever ever in the history of EVER been a bad photo taken of juliana.
Start 'em on gin & tonics early, is what I say....
Pretty mommy, pretty daughter.
Daisy Jane - Apr 05, 2007 2:41:37 pm PDT #972 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dear sweet Lord. Best. Smile. EVAR. Y'know, in case it hasn't been mentioned recently.
Ok. Yeah, I can see where you get that.
There has never ever ever in the history of EVER been a bad photo taken of juliana.
That one's pretty good too!
Dear lawerd! Matilda looks so tiny and cute!
Atropa - Apr 05, 2007 2:44:44 pm PDT #973 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I need hivemind help: can cats be allergic to bee stings? Tzepesh was just stung while trying to be a fierce hunter cat. I told Pete to call the vet, because I have no clue.
Emily - Apr 05, 2007 2:46:10 pm PDT #974 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Huh. Guys, help me out here -- doesn't The Scarlet Pimpernel end with him having been whipped and her having bloody feet, for some reason? I'm not making that up, right?
Jesse - Apr 05, 2007 2:49:31 pm PDT #975 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't know the answer to either of those questions. Sorry.
I do have this to offer: Internet Access CAPTCHAs: [link]