Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - May 24, 2007 3:41:34 am PDT #8954 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yesterday evening I went to the farmer's market and everything looked so good. I ended up with a dinner of tomatoes and artisanal cheese, some whole wheat bread, and finishing up with real strawberries. yum.


Theodosia - May 24, 2007 3:58:07 am PDT #8955 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

How much would $456 billion buy, anyway?


flea - May 24, 2007 4:03:58 am PDT #8956 of 10001
information libertarian

"I've got a long list of people I'd like to see blasted into space, but it's not that long."


tommyrot - May 24, 2007 4:32:39 am PDT #8957 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

LOLPresidents photoshopping challenge

Some funny, some in poor taste....


sarameg - May 24, 2007 4:55:08 am PDT #8958 of 10001

Supposedly, new a/c is being installed TOMORROW.

I'll believe it when I see it. And I'm kinda expecting they'll make a mess and not clean up after themselves. Because I'm optimistic like that.


msbelle - May 24, 2007 5:11:31 am PDT #8959 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

sara, are your weekend plans involving my emails?


sarameg - May 24, 2007 5:13:05 am PDT #8960 of 10001

Hah. I haven't thought that far ahead, actually. I realized yesterday that this was a 3 day weekend,


amych - May 24, 2007 5:20:17 am PDT #8961 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I realized yesterday that this was a 3 day weekend

I only figured it out when I asked for Monday off for a plain ol' personal get-stuff-done day. Boss looked at me very oddly and said, "but you're not supposed to be here Monday anyway..."


tommyrot - May 24, 2007 5:21:08 am PDT #8962 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Instinctive Fear Of Monorails In Pachyderms

Elephants and monorails don't mix. Seriously. Once, as part of an ill-advised publicity stunt, an elephant was forced to ride a monorail. It did not end well.


shrift - May 24, 2007 5:34:22 am PDT #8963 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm only halfway through my coffee, and already I can tell that it's going to be a Frank Pembleton kind of day, where I'm asking the world, "Please don't be an idiot. Thank you."