I'm firing up The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It's the only way to be sure.
Wait...the on hold music is So Alive. This may work out okay without the big guns.
Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!
Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 22, 2007 10:04:43 am PDT #8700 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Volans - May 22, 2007 10:06:32 am PDT #8701 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Now I'm earwormed with Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus", except, you know, they're singing "Personal Penguin."
Scans better than "You're Living in Your Own Personal Penguin."
shrift - May 22, 2007 10:14:27 am PDT #8702 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm firing up The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It's the only way to be sure.
I'm not sure there's anything better than Batman vs. Godzilla.
§ ita § - May 22, 2007 10:22:21 am PDT #8703 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why would you play Muzak "I just called to say I love you" hold music? Because you hate the world?
Nora Deirdre - May 22, 2007 10:23:51 am PDT #8704 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Why would you play Muzak "I just called to say I love you" hold music? Because you hate the world?
"There's no WAY she likes that song! Ooh, sorry- is she in a coma?"
msbelle - May 22, 2007 10:23:55 am PDT #8705 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
yes, they clearly hate the world. and the baby Jesus.
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 10:24:26 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Because you hate the world?
Either that, or you're a self-loathing solipsist.
msbelle - May 22, 2007 10:27:58 am PDT #8707 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Flubdub!
Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2007 10:28:45 am PDT #8708 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I read in Reader's Digest once about horrified employees who'd just put their company's chairman of the board on hold when Johnny Paychek's "Take This Job and Shove It" came on the office radio that was tuned to the same station that provided their hold muzak.
The Dumbo octopus looks like a real-life Pokemon character.
SuziQ - May 22, 2007 10:31:34 am PDT #8709 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Empress - you around? I need to hire out some smiting. BIG smiting. Like 5 people who need special level of hell smiting.