I have soy sauce all over my shirt. I'm not as vexed by this as I could be, because it looks likely that I'll be going to a concert I thought I'd miss out on, and even though I will possibly be the oldest person there, I think it will be awesome. And if I'm mistaken for anyone's mom, I'll just ostentatiously drink some beer, or something.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 22, 2007 9:04:39 am PDT #8685 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - May 22, 2007 9:06:16 am PDT #8686 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just to show how weird my brain is... when I read the incomplete lyrics to the Ewoks song, my brain fills in the rest thusly:
Yub nub / eee chop yub nub / ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene / g'noop dock fling / can you tell me the way to get / the way to get to Sesame Street?
Steph L. - May 22, 2007 9:07:07 am PDT #8687 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
For once, I am truly able to use chatspeak without cringing: lol!
§ ita § - May 22, 2007 9:13:37 am PDT #8688 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have the Golden Girls theme song in my head. Today is really shaping up miserably.
DavidS - May 22, 2007 9:20:25 am PDT #8689 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Dutch, the coolest and trendiest of languages."
I had nothing to do with inserting the Golden Girls theme into ita's head.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2007 9:24:44 am PDT #8690 of 10001
brillig
I knew I should have come over here after reading Unshelved.
shrift - May 22, 2007 9:31:48 am PDT #8691 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Bless you, my iPod, for rescuing me from the dread pirate earworm.
amych - May 22, 2007 9:43:30 am PDT #8692 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Earworm had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the Dread Pirate Earworm' he said. 'My name is My Milkshake; I inherited the ship from the previous Dread Pirate Earworm, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Mahna Mahna. The real Earworm has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.'
Sophia Brooks - May 22, 2007 9:52:42 am PDT #8693 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
My whole office has been earwormed for 1 month with the part of "Lovin' you is easy 'cause your beautiful...." that goes lalalalalaaaaa lalalalalaaaaaa lalalalaLAAAlaLAlala.....
Months! MONTHS!
sarameg - May 22, 2007 9:55:07 am PDT #8694 of 10001
Since I've gotten an ipod, I've had earworms. I don't get them this often before! Of course, the last one was that TMBG Birdhouse one, and I haven't heard that for ages and don't have it on the ipod, so who knows? Maybe it's just a sign of my deteriorating brain.