Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 21, 2007 1:40:46 pm PDT #8561 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ours was not far off from that, but the bulk of the money was spent on the (amazing) venue and the (possibly more amazing) food and booze. eta: Plus, Bay Area blah-blah-incredibly-expensive-cakes; a comparable wedding in a lot of other places probably would've been at least a third cheaper. Though it was probably worth it just for the Oz-and-Willow cake. I'm fairly certain the wardrobe for our entire not-small wedding party, including the flower girl and ring bearer, was less than the cost of the average dress.

Which reminds me, Emmett needs a new tuxedo. We know this because he reminds both of us at least once a week. I think this time he longs for tails, and if he thought he could talk us into a red brocade cummerbund and a gold watch chain he'd go for that too.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 21, 2007 1:41:09 pm PDT #8562 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Isn't that not very far off from average annual income?

About 3/4 of the gross, so probably more than the average adult's net take-home pay.


juliana - May 21, 2007 1:42:02 pm PDT #8563 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Yeah, we spent about $3500, all told. Most of that was for food and booze. My dress cost about $300 between fabric and seamstress time.

I'm really glad we didn't spend any more than that, given what happened after.


sarameg - May 21, 2007 1:50:09 pm PDT #8564 of 10001

So is there a message on my answering machine? What do you think?

And the pine trees are pollening so I've got a fine dusting of neon yellow powder EVERYWHERE.


Allyson - May 21, 2007 2:04:12 pm PDT #8565 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

cool t-shirts


Ailleann - May 21, 2007 2:08:04 pm PDT #8566 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So, who's got a good fruit salad recipe? I'm supposed to make one for a birthday dinner tomorrow, and I can't get ahold of my mother to get the awesome coconut-laced one. (And I find it hard to believe it has sour cream in it, like the internet's trying to convince me...)


Cashmere - May 21, 2007 2:17:56 pm PDT #8567 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think we spent $7-9K on my wedding. Mom paid for everything and wasn't that upfront about the actual costs. We cut some places to spend more in others. My dress did cost about $1K.

My sister spent half that for her dress recently. They're keeping the wedding small but splurging on the reception (dinner for 200 people) so they will most likely spend somewhere in the range of $10-12K.

Ailleann, I just mix a bunch of fresh fruit together. Am I doing it wrong?


Trudy Booth - May 21, 2007 2:22:37 pm PDT #8568 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ailleann, I just mix a bunch of fresh fruit together. Am I doing it wrong?

Yeah, I always just do "bunch of fruit and yogurt"

t sits in simple fruit salad corner w/cashmere


-t - May 21, 2007 2:27:33 pm PDT #8569 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I do apples, oranges, and bananas, maybe nuts if I have them lying around, other fruit if it's handy and sounds good, cut into bite sized pieces and then tossed with a dressing of yogurt and lemon juice. It's my great grandmother's recipe, though she made it with mayonaise instead of yogurt. I could dig up precise measurements, but they really aren't necessary.

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Ailleann - May 21, 2007 2:27:49 pm PDT #8570 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Ailleann, I just mix a bunch of fresh fruit together. Am I doing it wrong?

Ok, this made me laugh out loud. And, kinda feel like a jackass, because I'm stressing out over making a damn fruit salad. Which is, you know, fruit. How much do I suck?

I need a nap.