Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:01:39 pm PDT #8167 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I dislike cilantro and find it in a number of things I didn't expect it in, much to my dismay.

Another thing that gets thrown into a lot of things is artificial sweetener. I went through a period last fall when any artificial sweetener tasted nasty to me - it started overnight and gradually went away. I could handle it ... except for my TOOTHPASTE. It was really nasty getting a foul sour taste instead of that "minty fresh" taste. Tried several brands, including Tom's of Maine, and got it from all of them. bleah


DavidS - May 18, 2007 12:06:52 pm PDT #8168 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The prosecutor would ask her a question, and she would look pleadingly at the translator and say "Ay, dios mio," or she would look at the prosecutor and say, "Ay, senora."

Aiyeee. This is why Capt. Beefheart wrote a song titled "My Human Gets Me Blues."


§ ita § - May 18, 2007 12:20:45 pm PDT #8169 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Toddson, did you never find a brand that wasn't artificially sweetened? I use JASON or somesuch, and it's fine.


shrift - May 18, 2007 12:23:09 pm PDT #8170 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I could handle it ... except for my TOOTHPASTE.

I have a tube of toothpaste with a taste that triggers my gag reflex hardcore, and yet I am all, "But it's almost brand new! I can't throw it out!"

I need to get rid of it because you're supposed to brush your teeth after you puke.


§ ita § - May 18, 2007 12:25:04 pm PDT #8171 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a tube of toothpaste with a taste that triggers my gag reflex hardcore, and yet I am all, "But it's almost brand new! I can't throw it out!"

I have at least one tube of toothpaste that's artificially sweetened and two or three things of hand soap or lotion whose scents make me migrainey. Just sitting there, taking up space. In case of...something I haven't worked out yet.


Toddson - May 18, 2007 12:27:36 pm PDT #8172 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Luckily, I am now able to enjoy my artificial sweetener addiction ... but it was unpleasant while it lasted. Aftermath of the stroke or the medication? who knows. I asked the neurologist and he'd never heard that one before. Hey! I made medical history! in a teeny tiny way.


§ ita § - May 18, 2007 12:31:23 pm PDT #8173 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's always tasted dramatically crappy to me--even so far as an unpleasantly slippery mouth feel. I'm not sure when I worked out it was a migraine trigger, but I wonder how tied in that was.

Most of my trigger foods that I've identified taste bad to me, so I've never had to give up anything nummy.


Lee - May 18, 2007 12:51:34 pm PDT #8174 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So what did people have for lunch today?

(I thought I'd change up the question, since we covered the weekend yesterday.)


Daisy Jane - May 18, 2007 12:51:44 pm PDT #8175 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The prosecutor would ask her a question, and she would look pleadingly at the translator and say "Ay, dios mio," or she would look at the prosecutor and say, "Ay, senora."

This breaks my heart.


Kathy A - May 18, 2007 12:54:39 pm PDT #8176 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

So what did people have for lunch today?

Vegetable soup and tuna salad sandwich. I lucked out when I picked up my diet food yesterday--the distributor was short a 1200-calorie bag, but had an extra 2000-calorie bag, and asked if I would like to swap for the weekend for no extra charge. Hell, yeah! So, I wasn't hungry this afternoon, like I normally am.