Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - May 17, 2007 2:56:17 pm PDT #7967 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sounds like White Castle.

This exactly. Krystal is the South's White Castle.


Sparky1 - May 17, 2007 2:57:09 pm PDT #7968 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I would have guessed that something like that would wake a person up, but apparently not.

Well, it woke H up!

ita, if there's still swelling, I'd keep putting ice on it and see what happens. I think if it doesn't go down or gets more sore, then even I'd go to the doctor. I'd protest and complain, but I'd go.

So, I suppose you'd better move back here!

Find me the job that pays the salary that gets me the house I can afford here. Or keep tempting me on the difficult days.


§ ita § - May 17, 2007 2:57:51 pm PDT #7969 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do I really have to go to a large loud scary sneaker store to get them??

Don't go to Foot Locker. I went to a New Balance store, and they didn't videotape me like Bon's fancy store, but they did assess my gait, listen to what I wanted them for, and showed me the two shoes in the store that fit all the criteria. Nice and simple.

Also, the sales people were out of high school.


Jesse - May 17, 2007 2:58:59 pm PDT #7970 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, immediately they're just for AIDS Walk. I figure flip flops aren't really the best choice. Ideally, I want street shoes that are sneaker-comfortable, which didn't work out the last time I bought Adidas.


Sparky1 - May 17, 2007 2:59:53 pm PDT #7971 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Merrells, Jesse. My feets love the Merrells!


Cashmere - May 17, 2007 3:08:40 pm PDT #7972 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sounds like White Castle. Which I could never eat, because they smell funky.

That's because they're boiled steam "grilled." What-ever.

That's nasty-ass boiled meat!


Zenkitty - May 17, 2007 3:12:01 pm PDT #7973 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Krystals are better than White Castles. Which isn't saying much.


amych - May 17, 2007 3:17:31 pm PDT #7974 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's nasty-ass boiled meat!

Have some respect, dude. It's nasty-ass boiled meat with a spokesthereminist!


sarameg - May 17, 2007 3:17:53 pm PDT #7975 of 10001

Man, Ugly Betty is making me plug my ears and hum. Ahrg. My cringe tolerance is way low today.


Jesse - May 17, 2007 3:21:57 pm PDT #7976 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just realized that I can go to the mall in Queens and not the scary shopping in midtown, and now I feel much better about my prospects. Seriously, I don't need much.