Good lord. From the agenda for my 5:30 am conference call tomorrow:
We need to have YOUR confirmation of progress in solutioning your accountability.
That is one masterful piece of indecipherable business speak, I tell you what.
Oh, I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all. Wishin' I was your boyfriend what's-his-height. Oh wait, he's run off.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - May 16, 2007 1:53:52 pm PDT #7733 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
ChiKat - May 16, 2007 1:55:05 pm PDT #7734 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
for my 5:30 am conference call
Oh so wrong
We need to have YOUR confirmation of progress in solutioning your accountability.
Aaand....it gets even wronger.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 2:01:42 pm PDT #7735 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Came home early. Slept. Kept being woken up with dreams of her sister trying to kill me.
Yeah, I traded up.
Jesse - May 16, 2007 2:12:31 pm PDT #7736 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, brenda, that's all horrifying.
Theodosia - May 16, 2007 2:16:09 pm PDT #7737 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
We need to have YOUR confirmation of progress in solutioning your accountability.
Man, I'm glad I'm job-free just now.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 2:33:48 pm PDT #7738 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You should just say, "Fuck that shit. My accountability don't need none of that solutioning...."
ION, I just beat the Rains home....
Sue - May 16, 2007 2:40:21 pm PDT #7739 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Did you all know that David Boreanz was on Martha Stewart today?
He was on the View yesterday. Megan and I saw it, without sound, at the place where we had lunk yesterday.
Jessica - May 16, 2007 2:44:06 pm PDT #7740 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
solutioning
Oh my no. This word must be immediately banned from all usage forever.
tommyrot - May 16, 2007 2:44:45 pm PDT #7741 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I like Jessica's solutioning.
Ginger - May 16, 2007 2:44:57 pm PDT #7742 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
We need to have YOUR confirmation of progress in solutioning your accountability.
If there was such a word as solutioning, I think it would mean "dissolving in a liquid."