Google news is giving me whiplash. Prince Harry is not going to Iraq.

I am flea's executor! That is the second executorship I have lined up. In case others of you were looking for somebody to skim a nice percentage off the top when you croak. I think it is a job I will be very good at!!

Kidding, kidding. I take my fees upfront, and do not have to skim a tall.

My mom's already made it a point to go through and divvy up some of the family photos, and ID the ones she's keeping with who's who on the back. We were lucky on my dad's side that his mom and aunt went through their family photos a few years before they passed away and IDed as many as they could.

I've never met any of my paternal grandparents' families, other than Grandma's sister and her children, Grandpa's technically-uncle-but-practically-brother Gus, and at their 50th anniversary, Grandpa's brother Helmer came over from Sweden with his daughter Urta and her son Michael. So, seeing those photos was strange, since I apparently have a lot more relatives on that side than I ever knew of.

My grandmother keeps trying to give me stuff already, but I don't want it yet! Not sure if she has an actual itemized will, or if we'll be expected to divvy everything up on our own...

I am so over my 3 o'clock meeting, and it hasn't even fucking started yet. I knew I should have gone to bed earlier last night.

I have "pop culture" listed as one of my hobbies also. In the interview for this job, the first interview asked me what "pop culture" was.

Given the whole biotech aspect, maybe he was thinking it was soda in a petrie dish.

Given the whole biotech aspect, maybe he was thinking it was soda in a petrie dish.

Yeah, those microbes don't go much for the diet Pepsi....

How did you define it, Raq?

I get the 16 year old if his parents buy it before he's of age.

He said the funniest thing the other day...which is ma related to me this morning...they were talking about my breakup with Fela and various other issues. She expressed surprise that we were having such a grown up conversation. He looked her in the eye, and in all seriousness said, "Well, you know we have lived together."

So cute.

My great aunt completely circumvented the whole will thing my putting my name on everything (and not telling me) when I was about 10. It could not have been easier when the time came, bless her.

In my parents' wills, my brother and I are co-somethings, though I had a slight edge as the designated plug puller when I had temporary POA when they were in Peru. The will has long paragraphs basically saying "they have to sort it out." Oh, and my brother isn't named. He's the "male child" or something. Why? Because last time they revised it was when my mother was pregnant with him. I hope they revised it. When it was written, they basically has a mortgage and a modest retirement and no savings. Things have changed a bit.

At least I know where to look. When my grandfather died, we turned up random safe deposit boxes (after finding a stash of keys he kept in his dresser) all over the freaking city, with stock certs inside. The companies had since been sold, but they were still worth a fair chunk.

I should start keeping all that sort of stuff in a box/folder marked "In the event of my death, destroy without opening."

Destroy nothing, I need to get cracking and print up a bunch of "Did him!" stickers with little arrows to put on the covers of half the movies in my porn collection!