I was dreaming about walking through the IKEA coffin section last night.
One of those dreams that you have to convince yourself didn't really happen. In retrospect, I'm surprised the real IKEA doesn't have a coffin line....
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - May 16, 2007 3:22:03 am PDT #7555 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
brenda m - May 16, 2007 3:37:01 am PDT #7556 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, they might want to look into it, given the recall story I just heard. (Glass in the pickled herring.)
Toddson - May 16, 2007 3:50:11 am PDT #7557 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
But who wants to have to assemble their own - or even someone else's - coffin?
And ita, that is a stupid picture ... but let's face it, a lot of those sorts of photos are aimed at getting a fast response from men who are probably thinking about sex to start with.
Pix - May 16, 2007 4:18:58 am PDT #7558 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Death and Allen wrenches are unmixy things.
§ ita § - May 16, 2007 4:22:02 am PDT #7559 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That picture makes me think of bukkake snowballing. That's not sexy to that many guys.
Jesse - May 16, 2007 4:28:14 am PDT #7560 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Death and Allen wrenches are unmixy things.
Heh.
Theodosia - May 16, 2007 4:39:04 am PDT #7561 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
If I could only filk, I'd be singing "Bury me not in an IKEA coffin" right now. Probably a good thing for all involved.
Aims - May 16, 2007 4:39:33 am PDT #7562 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The first thing my parents did upon our arrival in MIchigan was go do their will. Total coinceidence, but I found it funny.
My brother is the executor and I am the durable POA - The Plug Puller. I forsee lots of instances in which I yell, "HEY! I WILL PULL YOUR PLUG!" at either of my parents.
Theodosia - May 16, 2007 4:46:44 am PDT #7563 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I need to make a will -- the finances seminar showed me why I don't want to leave more of a mess behind. Does anybody have a MA-based lawyer buddy who can help me write a simple will?
Lee - May 16, 2007 4:47:26 am PDT #7564 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Accident prone people DO exist!
Did we really need studies to show that? Couldn't we have just used sarameg?