I just attended a benefits meeting in which the Aflac representative and I were heckled by a demonically possessed goat masquerading as a duck.
Um. That's different. How's your temperature doing?
Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.
Buffy ,'Sleeper'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - May 09, 2007 10:04:30 am PDT #6372 of 10001
Daisy Jane - May 09, 2007 10:05:10 am PDT #6373 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The best Macbeth I've ever seen was by this troupe [link] Halloween night under the stars in the performance dome at Centenary College. A quick look at the website tells me they still head down there. I may try to catch them next year.
juliana - May 09, 2007 10:07:20 am PDT #6374 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I just attended a benefits meeting in which the Aflac representative and I were heckled by a demonically possessed goat masquerading as a duck.
Um. That's different. How's your temperature doing?
Um, yeah. Heh.
shrift - May 09, 2007 10:09:04 am PDT #6375 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The goat-duck was Aflac swag. You squeeze it and it spouts advertising lines about Aflac. Only the goat? Kept AFLAC!ing us with no outside intervention, like the opposite of the Warner Brothers frog.
Anyway, I was hassled by a goat in duck's clothing while talking about coverage for "paps and mams." I need a cigarette. And possibly a shot of tequila.
Cashmere - May 09, 2007 10:15:31 am PDT #6376 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Shall I send the Geico gecko to kick some ass?
sarameg - May 09, 2007 10:16:46 am PDT #6377 of 10001
Topic!Cindy - May 09, 2007 10:18:23 am PDT #6378 of 10001
What is even happening?
How/why would people be vegans, without understand veganism? I'm frustrated none of the coverage I've read mentions breast milk.
That poor, poor baby.
§ ita § - May 09, 2007 10:20:02 am PDT #6379 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aflac Goat is a relative of the Aflac Duck.
No he's not. Don't be stupid.
How/why would people be vegans, without understand veganism?
People diet without understanding nutrition all the time. I have, sadly, no problem believing this happens.
They should have a separate prison for stupid people. Not sure how it would differ, but the plain idiots don't need to be with the plain criminal.
Toddson - May 09, 2007 10:24:24 am PDT #6380 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
but there's so much overlap ....
DavidS - May 09, 2007 10:26:12 am PDT #6381 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but there's so much overlap ....
Crime makes you stupid.