'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - May 06, 2007 1:07:06 pm PDT #5800 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

though even I couldn't sleep until 9:00, when they close

See, when you say something like this, it's just tempting the demi-gods of sleep (Wynken, Blynken, and Nod). They'll MAKE you sleep until 9:00. Never taunt them.

(I say this as I'm procrastinating getting in the shower so that I can get groceries, myself. But I know enough to not tempt the demi-gods of sleep.)


sarameg - May 06, 2007 1:53:41 pm PDT #5801 of 10001

I really should have made dinner before doing my nails. Now I'm hungry and have to wait a little longer. Blarg.

I really hope you get appliance-vengence, Jessica. That's insane.


Lee - May 06, 2007 2:08:21 pm PDT #5802 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

See, when you say something like this, it's just tempting the demi-gods of sleep (Wynken, Blynken, and Nod). They'll MAKE you sleep until 9:00. Never taunt them.

Another good point. I better set the alarm clock.


sarameg - May 06, 2007 2:10:34 pm PDT #5803 of 10001

Every single easy-open package I have tried is not. I'M HUNGRY DAMNIT.


Lee - May 06, 2007 2:11:49 pm PDT #5804 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Sarameg.


sarameg - May 06, 2007 2:57:27 pm PDT #5805 of 10001

My nemeses: 2 packages of cheese, one package naan, one package mushroom burgers, one bottle of salad dressing, one can of catfood. And the rain of soda cans didn't help (at least none opened.)


Jesse - May 06, 2007 3:03:27 pm PDT #5806 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Um, maybe scissors next time?


sarameg - May 06, 2007 3:07:18 pm PDT #5807 of 10001

It was complete structural failure. Scissors eventually came into play. As did new containers. It only happens when you are hungry, I swear.


tommyrot - May 06, 2007 3:07:42 pm PDT #5808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it just me, or have multiple airports recruited retired TV news people to record airport announcements?


Jesse - May 06, 2007 3:17:46 pm PDT #5809 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know about that, but I was just thinking about the awesome HSBC ads in jetways -- two pictures, twice each, with opposite words over each. If that makes sense. Here: [link] I don't know why they don't just have the whole ad on the site, but whatevs.