Couple finds dead woman's body during Janesville home tour

JANESVILLE, Wis. -- A real estate agent will likely do a house check before bringing in prospective customers after one couple happened upon a homeowner in bed -- dead.

Linda Chabucos-Galow, a real estate agent with Shorewest, stood in the dining room while Justin and Colleen McKeen walked through a house Monday night.

Before long, she heard Colleen scream.

"I thought, 'What's wrong?' Maybe it was a dead mouse or something," Chabucos-Galow said.

But then she peered into the bedroom and saw the body of Linda L. O'Leary, 55, the owner of the home. She had been dead for about two weeks, officials said.

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Chabucos-Galow said she set up the showing without knowing the homeowner's identity.

After entering the home, she noticed a faint odor but thought it was from the mess in the house or the countertop full of dishes. She saw unopened mail.

"I've smelled death. I know what death smells like," she said. "I can't believe my sinuses were that bad."

I swear that the guy in the cubicle next to mine is announcing himself on the phone as "Tiny."

Edited to remove the gay.

I just gave my Big Boss multiple things with obvious errors.

AWESOME.

I really should just go home.

That's a brilliant quote at the end of that story. Hee.

Edited to remove the gay.

Who are you, and what have you done with shrift?

Edited to remove the gay.

But why is the gay gone?

Why is the gay always gone?

No worries, shrift can always make write more.

Who are you, and what have you done with shrift?

I didn't actually intend to talk about guys in guys, at least, not in that specific sentence. I'm perfectly happy to gay it up elsewhere.

And speaking of "why is the gay gone":

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