Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - May 01, 2007 3:37:07 pm PDT #5142 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Should we start an online petition in support of the mouse?


billytea - May 01, 2007 3:42:25 pm PDT #5143 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Should we start an online petition in support of the mouse?

Or mail the publishers blue gloves?


tommyrot - May 01, 2007 3:49:44 pm PDT #5144 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

429truth.com

A site that exposes the conspiracy behind the collapse of the bridge in the SF East Bay.

The “official story” from “official government sources” is that weekend a lone gas truck driver crashed a single tanker loaded with 8,600 gallons of unleaded gasoline into a guardrail in what they say was an ordinary accident. Unfortunately there are too many questionable statements, too many conflicting reports, and too many outright impossibilities for any serious, thoughtful individual to take this “official report” seriously.

I'd read more but it'd make my head hurt...


msbelle - May 01, 2007 4:07:12 pm PDT #5145 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

should we send in our old mice to their offices. or something.

Burrell, if you'd like a LJ buddy to do the cleansing thing with, I'd be happy to do it and post everyday.


Topic!Cindy - May 01, 2007 4:09:19 pm PDT #5146 of 10001
What is even happening?

Or mail the publishers blue gloves?

Or geeks.


Atropa - May 01, 2007 4:23:55 pm PDT #5147 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The cover with the pink marshmallow peeps with blood moustaches in a puddle of blood was very Jilli, though.

That sounds like an art project I did in 8th grade, actually. But but but, the mouse! I love the cover with the mouse!


Typo Boy - May 01, 2007 4:27:53 pm PDT #5148 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

429truth.. Are you sure the satire is unintentional? It sounds like intentional satire to me.

To answer the question “Who is responsible for this terrible tragedy?” we must ask who stood to gain the most. George Soros? The California Department of Transportation? The Jews?

The site is parodying 911 conspiracy theories. If you have not encountered enough of them to spot the satire, it is probably something to be grateful for.


msbelle - May 01, 2007 4:28:42 pm PDT #5149 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I started setting up a master sheet of my usernames and passwords. no idea where that was.


tommyrot - May 01, 2007 4:30:02 pm PDT #5150 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The site is parodying 911 conspiracy theories. If you have not encountered enough of them to spot the satire, it is probably something to be grateful for.

The thought crossed my mind - I scanned a bit and didn't see any obvious satire....


Jesse - May 01, 2007 4:34:44 pm PDT #5151 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, I am exhausted. I just started to walk out of my kitchen with a burner lit, after using it to light a cigarette. Luckily, I left it on the clicky part, where you have to turn it to to light the gas, and the sound reminded me as I walked out. I got busted for my lighter at the airport, and apparently have no matches in the house at all. @@