Why, will facebook cure my face? Because IT IS HURTY.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 01, 2007 12:39:58 pm PDT #5109 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - May 01, 2007 12:44:04 pm PDT #5110 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Could do, Allyson.
Or maybe not.
Just thinking alumnawise.
Sorry about the pain.
My usually magical masseuse didn't bring it today. OW.
Ginger - May 01, 2007 12:47:39 pm PDT #5111 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That would be a GREAT band name!
Steph beat me to it.
Steph L. - May 01, 2007 1:15:58 pm PDT #5112 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Ginger, you and me, baby -- we'll start a girl band a la Josie and the Pussycats, but instead we'll be Accidental Duck Genitalia! It's edgier. I like it.
Topic!Cindy - May 01, 2007 1:22:43 pm PDT #5113 of 10001
What is even happening?
Allyson, do you know what kind of rash it is, other than hurty?
Allyson - May 01, 2007 1:29:44 pm PDT #5114 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Nope. I used a LUSH face mask, and suddenly my skin started burning and I ran to wipe it off, only it didnt feel like it was coming off, and when i looked in the mirror, it was hundreds of tiny red angry bumps on my cheeks. Now they look like red pus filled angry bumps. It's so embarassing.
Also, I really am starting to get nervous about the cover art for my book. It's freaking me out that I haven't seen it, yet. I'm afeared they took the little mouse away.
Atropa - May 01, 2007 1:31:56 pm PDT #5115 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Remember how earlier today I mentioned a hypothetical person who was trying to avoid talking to a hypothetical manager about the low team morale?
Yeah. Nothing like waiting after a meeting to talk to your boss about some project schedules and having your boss blurt out "Team meetings seem so tense lately. Have you noticed anything?"
I think I deserve ice cream now.
Narrator - May 01, 2007 1:34:38 pm PDT #5116 of 10001
The evil is this way?
Psst, Allyson...join Facebook.
Is Facebook like Live Journal? Is it on one of them internets I've heard tell about?
Atropa - May 01, 2007 1:36:47 pm PDT #5117 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Allyson, I'm sorry the LUSH mask went all evil on you. If it were me, I would be making oatmeal honey goop and putting it on my face. But I do crazy kitchen-chemistry skin care all the time, and don't expect others to do the same.
-t - May 01, 2007 1:37:00 pm PDT #5118 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, ouch, Allyson! Calamine lotion might help, as might Benedryl (that sounds like an allergic reaction to me).
Ice cream and cupcakes for everyone.
Eta: oatmeal would be soothing, yes, good suggestion