You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 03, 2007 8:51:49 am PDT #434 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Daisy, the rollers on the inside of your mouse have crud on them. Turn the mouse over, open it up, pop out the ball and scrape the crud off the two rollers inside.

Also, (I think) you can tab into your tickybox and hit your space bar to mark it.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 8:52:57 am PDT #435 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Daisy, the rollers on the inside of your mouse have crud on them. Turn the mouse over, open it up, pop out the ball and scrape the crud off the two rollers inside.

Yeah. The clippy part of a pen cap works good for this.


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 8:55:04 am PDT #436 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Also, (I think) you can tab into your tickybox and hit your space bar to mark it.

In most I can. I don't know why not this one. I don't want to point and click! I want to tab and type!


beth b - Apr 03, 2007 9:06:48 am PDT #437 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

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so the pet food contamiation story is bigger


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 9:11:16 am PDT #438 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ooh. The guy who did the Stanford prison experiment is on the radio right now.


Steph L. - Apr 03, 2007 9:13:59 am PDT #439 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Daisy, the rollers on the inside of your mouse have crud on them. Turn the mouse over, open it up, pop out the ball and scrape the crud off the two rollers inside.

Dude. Cleaning a rollerball mouse is so incredibly satisfying.

No, really.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 9:17:18 am PDT #440 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dude. Cleaning a rollerball mouse is so incredibly satisfying.

ITA. I miss that about optical mice. But not enough to outweigh the annoyances of a rollerball mose.


Liese S. - Apr 03, 2007 9:21:16 am PDT #441 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Okay, someone remind me that a) I have to stop by Subway on the way to work and buy my coworker a sandwich. Damn you, wee Florida! and b) I made an appointment for my haircut on Thursday at 9.

edited to change the position of the parenthetical reference letters because I am a pedant.


shrift - Apr 03, 2007 9:51:57 am PDT #442 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, getting my hair cut on Thursday. Tonight I shall start shopping for wedding reception gear if I feel like I'm not going to keel over after work. I think I'll start with Filene's Basement, although Nordstrom is tempting me with this, this, and also this.


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2007 9:59:37 am PDT #443 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

So. We work with a lot of clients who don't speak English, and sometimes they're not as well educated in Spanish either, but the different language thing can make things really difficult. Very often words are spelled phonetically or just really very badly. Usually I can figure out what they mean.

So, I'm going about my day, catching up on paperwork, entering one of our Hispanic client's information: name, address, demographics. Finally I get to employment. "Employer: XYZ Services, Inc. Occupation: Shit rock/drywall."

I'm still wiping tears from my eyes. Juvenile, yes. But at least I'm smiling now.