Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 24, 2007 4:45:51 pm PDT #4252 of 10001

So there's this couple out on the bench outside. It appear they are having a "date." Which includes watching/listening to music on their individual cells and comparing, in a non-threatening manner, switchblades. The conversation is whacko.

The hell?


§ ita § - Apr 24, 2007 4:49:42 pm PDT #4253 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Which includes watching/listening to music on their individual cells and comparing, in a non-threatening manner, switchblades. The conversation is whacko.

The hell?

You know, of course, this sounds like a great night out to me.

Why won't the sun go away? I need to sleep, and it won't leave me alone.


sarameg - Apr 24, 2007 4:52:42 pm PDT #4254 of 10001

Actually, I thought of you as I wrote that. But this is just so much more... something else. It's weird.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2007 4:54:07 pm PDT #4255 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh dear, Pearl just killed me dead with cute and with guilt for being killed dead by the cute. But? I'm still dead, just the same.

Meanwhile, I'm taking my beer, because none of you people even care that my baby turned 7 today. I'll put you out on the streets. Bitch bitch bitch.


§ ita § - Apr 24, 2007 4:57:49 pm PDT #4256 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Seven? Wait until he's going on dates and kissing girls.

The son of one of the instructors has started dating and kissing. At 11. Of course, the brother of one of the instructors has started tongue kissing. At 4.

You're doing okay, Cindy.


Jesse - Apr 24, 2007 4:57:51 pm PDT #4257 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy Christopher's birthday, Cindy!! t /obedient

I am still not packed. WTF? At least I know what's going in the bag, so that should only take 5 minutes, but still.


Lee - Apr 24, 2007 4:59:50 pm PDT #4258 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Did you all know that haagen Dazs now makes Cinnamon Dulce de leche ice cream?

Go pack, Jesse, and have a great trip.


Jesse - Apr 24, 2007 5:11:09 pm PDT #4259 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did you all know that haagen Dazs now makes Cinnamon Dulce de leche ice cream?

I did NOT know that!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 24, 2007 5:11:12 pm PDT #4260 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Today our office was invaded by two extremely energetic and tiny pug puppies who escaped their pen down the street. All the women in the office thought they were the cutest things ever, an opinion I couldn't share on account of
(1) all pugs, even tiny pugs, being among the most hideous of mammals, and
(2) the miasma of flatulence they surround themselves with at all time.

The rescued shepperd/rotweiller puppy Big Boss brought by yesterday to show everyone? So cute they should make Benji movies with him. But the pugs made me feel like I was in that Simpsons takeoff of 101 Dalmations where the little things were zipping around the house biting everything in sight like spring loaded pirhanas.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2007 5:13:10 pm PDT #4261 of 10001
What is even happening?

Pack, Jesse. You'll feel so much better. Just pack.

Seven? Wait until he's going on dates and kissing girls.

Well, he already loves two girls, but he's only going to marry one of them.

The son of one of the instructors has started dating and kissing. At 11. Of course, the brother of one of the instructors has started tongue kissing. At 4.

I started dating at 12, kissing came a year or so later. Oh dear, Ben is 11.

The 4 year old? A lot of babies give you a wet sloppy kiss, and it takes some time for them to grow out of it. I'm going to pretend that's the case for him.

Or fix him up with Pearl. They can go get their drink on.