Joe Francis doesn't like jail very much. Bwahahahahaha!
Bwahahahahaha!
This will never be unfunny.
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Apr 23, 2007 9:21:36 am PDT #3998 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
tommyrot - Apr 23, 2007 9:23:07 am PDT #3999 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Joe Francis is reportedly going crazy in jail -- literally -- under the withering verbal assault of a convicted cop killer who's going wild, taunting Francis day and night with shouts of "Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!"
Hee!
askye - Apr 23, 2007 9:24:17 am PDT #4000 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Ha-Ha
t /Nelson
tommyrot - Apr 23, 2007 9:26:54 am PDT #4001 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The recurring nature of dust and dirt as a metaphor for resurrection and transformation is an underlying theme for many of the artists below. Eliza Gagnon will be presenting a video edited from interviews she did with an astonishing range of Americans on various aspects of dust and cleaning, including 9/11 dust, cleaning and sex, cleaning and race, and favorite cleaning product smells. Like many of the artists, Merav Ezer’s work is informed by her experiences as an emigrant from her country of origin. Using a vacuum, she creates molds of personal objects such as cigarettes and high heels, preserving them.
This is the coolest part:
Bobby Zokaites rebuilds Roomba robotic vacuum cleaners for the function of painting. The algorithm that the machines use to vacuum rooms then becomes visible. The Roombas will be painting at the opening, petting is allowed.
eta: Actual picture of actual Roomba art: [link]
Jessica - Apr 23, 2007 9:34:36 am PDT #4002 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sources tell TMZ that even if he does get released by this judge, he may well be arrested by the county sheriff on charges of bringing drugs and cash into his jail cell, and that he may be picked up as soon as he walks out of court.
HA. Dumbass.
beekaytee - Apr 23, 2007 9:39:46 am PDT #4003 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
people suspend disbelief that Jason rises from the dead 13 times, but assume that the use of a symbol with five points in a circle means satan in real life.
Oy. This is my life. I can't even express the numbers of times I've had to explain the difference between a pent-acle and a pent-agram. Stoopid devil worshipers making my life tedious. Grumble.
On the other hand, it has gotten a lot easier to explain in recent years and more people seem simply curious, rather than repelled. Then again, I'm not exactly the picture of a baby-animal slayer...so I guess I get more of a pass than some might.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 23, 2007 9:58:08 am PDT #4004 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Meth Mouth.
OK, while I highly doubt that I would ever have tried methamphetamines anyway (I haven't even tried pot apart from a Grateful Dead concert where I had to, y'know, breathe), that photo has just ensured that I will kick the ass of anyone who even tries to make me take the stuff.
tommyrot - Apr 23, 2007 10:02:59 am PDT #4005 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Somehow, I think Meth Mouth is something Mush-Mouth got when he was older....
shrift - Apr 23, 2007 10:05:52 am PDT #4006 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm totally being cool and not calling Dana to make sure she hasn't been taken hostage by a gunman on her way to Target: [link]
See how cool I am being?
brenda m - Apr 23, 2007 10:08:08 am PDT #4007 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jesus, what is wrong with people this past week? Just stop that right now!