Newspapers, at least the Sun, made a gawdawful mess last time I used them. Required going back over with paper towels. Plus stained hands. Now unprinted newspaper might be fine, but I no longer have free access to that.
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesus spoke to her through me and my napkin!
Ya know, if I was going to conjecture what speaks through a napkin on one's lap...well, it wouldn't be church lady polite.
Is it too early to go to bed?
Lee, no. It's not too early. I'm sleepy, but I have a paper to write. Seriously, save me.
That's because you have a dirty mind, ita.
What's the paper on, Kat?
ita, lori is bringing gift and cupcakes but not I am not coming. I am too beyond sleepy.
Coffee filters (the giant kind restaurants use) are also excellent for cleaning glass with no streaks.
These cupcakes are porn.
So what are people doing this weekend?
Sat: Daisy Jane brunch, rush to Little League game, then go to see The Stooges with Emmett that night.
Sun: Recover. Go write book.
So what are people doing this weekend?
Grading papers. Trying to find better plans for next weekend.