Oopsie!
Rookie Plumber Burns Down $12 Million Mansion on His First Day
A 17-year-old rookie plumber has begun his career by accidentally burning down a $12 million waterfront mansion. Initial indications are that the blowtorch he was using in the roof ignited expanded polystyrene foam.
The building was burned to the ground in minutes despite the attentions of 60 firefighters. A spokesperson for the owner, Andrew Brownsword, said he was unhappy about what had happened but did not believe the young plumber acted with malice.
"I heard it was started by a teenager on his first day. You have to feel sorry for the poor lad. He must feel terrible," a neighbour said. Nobody was hurt in the incident.
Kids these days... with their plumbering and their burning down mansions....
Jesse, buy the lip goo. Cheapest thing at Kiehls and you still get samples.
I am cold today, but it promises to be a lovely day.
Don't stock up on Aveda mini sizes! They're the most expensive ever.
Jesse, buy the lip goo.
Good call. Although I always get seduced by their creams!
I have been so efficient already today! I just ordered some boots off Zappos and sent a fax about my bullshit credit card fraud issue. OK, I suppose some would argue that I could have gotten two work tasks done in the past hour, but whatev.
I woke up fairly enraged at the world today for some reason. Mayhap I should boycot the news for a while?
msbelle, nice to see Mac's learned the trick of NOT playing fair. Ooof. Much patience to you and I hope it gets better. We still have to sit in with Owen for anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour (rare but it happens).
Don't stock up on Aveda mini sizes! They're the most expensive ever.
I know! I can refill some of my old mini bottles, I suppose.
Ahrg!
and now I have another meeting to go to. Ahrg!)
Reminds me of a CBC radio story about the waiter who dropped a $10,000 bottle of wine. Ouch.
I can refill some of my old mini bottles, I suppose.
That's what I do. For some reason I like having the right bottles, but that shit costs as much as full sized bottles of other brands. Refills'r'us.
For some reason I like having the right bottles, but that shit costs as much as full sized bottles of other brands.
I'm slightly OCD about stuff like that. I know I have a ton of mini bottles somewhere. I just need to dig them out.