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tommyrot - Apr 19, 2007 4:36:50 am PDT #3389 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oopsie!

Rookie Plumber Burns Down $12 Million Mansion on His First Day

A 17-year-old rookie plumber has begun his career by accidentally burning down a $12 million waterfront mansion. Initial indications are that the blowtorch he was using in the roof ignited expanded polystyrene foam.

The building was burned to the ground in minutes despite the attentions of 60 firefighters. A spokesperson for the owner, Andrew Brownsword, said he was unhappy about what had happened but did not believe the young plumber acted with malice.

"I heard it was started by a teenager on his first day. You have to feel sorry for the poor lad. He must feel terrible," a neighbour said. Nobody was hurt in the incident.

Kids these days... with their plumbering and their burning down mansions....

Kat - Apr 19, 2007 4:45:54 am PDT #3390 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jesse, buy the lip goo. Cheapest thing at Kiehls and you still get samples.

I am cold today, but it promises to be a lovely day.

§ ita § - Apr 19, 2007 4:49:52 am PDT #3391 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't stock up on Aveda mini sizes! They're the most expensive ever.

Jesse - Apr 19, 2007 4:50:53 am PDT #3392 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, buy the lip goo.

Good call. Although I always get seduced by their creams!

I have been so efficient already today! I just ordered some boots off Zappos and sent a fax about my bullshit credit card fraud issue. OK, I suppose some would argue that I could have gotten two work tasks done in the past hour, but whatev.

Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 4:51:40 am PDT #3393 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

I woke up fairly enraged at the world today for some reason. Mayhap I should boycot the news for a while?

msbelle, nice to see Mac's learned the trick of NOT playing fair. Ooof. Much patience to you and I hope it gets better. We still have to sit in with Owen for anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour (rare but it happens).

Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 4:53:20 am PDT #3394 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Don't stock up on Aveda mini sizes! They're the most expensive ever.

I know! I can refill some of my old mini bottles, I suppose.

sarameg - Apr 19, 2007 4:55:41 am PDT #3395 of 10001

Ahrg! and now I have another meeting to go to. Ahrg!)

brenda m - Apr 19, 2007 4:57:43 am PDT #3396 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Reminds me of a CBC radio story about the waiter who dropped a $10,000 bottle of wine. Ouch.

§ ita § - Apr 19, 2007 4:58:21 am PDT #3397 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can refill some of my old mini bottles, I suppose.

That's what I do. For some reason I like having the right bottles, but that shit costs as much as full sized bottles of other brands. Refills'r'us.

Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 4:59:28 am PDT #3398 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

For some reason I like having the right bottles, but that shit costs as much as full sized bottles of other brands.

I'm slightly OCD about stuff like that. I know I have a ton of mini bottles somewhere. I just need to dig them out.

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