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Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 02, 2007 3:45:56 pm PDT #313 of 10001

DUDE. It means you are MADE OF AWESOME.

No shit! That's really fantastic!


Ginger - Apr 02, 2007 4:01:49 pm PDT #314 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Barnes and Noble wants to promote my book on a table. What does that mean?

Wow. Just wow.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2007 4:06:54 pm PDT #315 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

wikisky. Sorta' like google maps for the stars. The ones in the sky.


Theodosia - Apr 02, 2007 4:13:10 pm PDT #316 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Table placement at B&N or any of the chains is very very good and pretty much ensures better sales.


-t - Apr 02, 2007 4:30:22 pm PDT #317 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Allyson, you are made of awesome. That is great news!

I got 25 out of 30 on the familiar faces quiz. Let's see if I can remember who I missed: Keanu, Oprah, Rowan Atkinson, Blair, and somebody else.


-t - Apr 02, 2007 4:35:53 pm PDT #318 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Glad Teddy's news is not terrible, Fred Pete!


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2007 4:47:27 pm PDT #319 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Jumping in to say that sounds great Allyson!

Also, is anyone going to watch The Riches in a bit?

Also also GO FLORIDA!


sarameg - Apr 02, 2007 4:55:40 pm PDT #320 of 10001

Convo with the nephew #1 (cause #2 will be here eventually):

D: Hi!
S: Hi D! What are you doing?"
D: Gramma?
S: Nope, Aunt S, Daddy's sister.
D: YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL AUNT S!
S: I'm going to jail? Why?
D: YOU KILLED THE CHOCK!
S: Um, ok. I love you, D.
D: Love you too. YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL! Love you! BYE!

My brother had to wait for me to stop laughing.


Jessica - Apr 02, 2007 4:57:27 pm PDT #321 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Barnes and Noble wants to promote my book on a table. What does that mean?

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(Roughly translated, of course.)


JenP - Apr 02, 2007 5:07:10 pm PDT #322 of 10001

Barnes and Noble wants to promote my book on a table. What does that mean?

That's the first place I go... I'm lazy shopper, so I figure table books are already vetted, so if I'm just browsing, I will absolutely see all the table books. But if a book is in the stacks somewhere and I don't know that it will strike my interest, I'll probably never find it. So, table books means more people will see your book and be captivated by it. In short - awesome.

I am also a face recognition machine, people. Except for Tony Blair, so since no one got that one, I'm saying they've got a bad shot up there.

Famous People:

Out of 30 faces, you correctly identified 29.
You were familiar with 30 of the people in this test.

If we exclude the ones you were unfamiliar with, you got 97% correct.

Unfamiliar Faces:

Out of 20 target faces (ones you studied in the first part of this test), you correctly identified 18.
Out of 30 nontarget faces (ones that didn't study in the first part of this test), you correctly responded that you had not seen 29 of them.

Overall, you got 94% correct

The other, longer, unfamiliar faces test:

Out of 72 faces, you correctly identified 68.
In other words, you got 94% correct.

And yet another skill that I've no way to exploit for monetary gain. Oh, well.

And finally, words cannot express how much this [link] and this [link] slayed me. (Matilda and Matilda and Emmett for the unidentified-link shy among us.)