What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Apr 01, 2007 10:03:02 am PDT #25 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean, given that they've just been on a nationally-broadcast radio show, that just seems silly of them.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! I mean seriously! I thought they were so good, I had to immediately buy some of their music. I am disappointed with how easily I was foiled in that plan.

Sean, that post would make me laugh if it weren't so very sad.

The award for Most Vile and Nasty Fembot still goes to Coulter, just for sheer volume of nastiness, but Malkin regularly outdoes her in single instances of nastiness.


DebetEsse - Apr 01, 2007 10:10:00 am PDT #26 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Bad musicians! Even if you, personally, lack forethought, surely you have an SO who will point out obvious things like that.

Let that be a warning to all SOs of musicians.

Now I need to figure out what I want to eat.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2007 10:12:13 am PDT #27 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

A lot of April Fool's website jokes aren't funny. However, The Manolo, he has been taken over by The Lagerfeld....

Also, Astronomy Picture of the Day has a picture of American astronauts beating the Russians at Quidditch.


Narrator - Apr 01, 2007 10:17:20 am PDT #28 of 10001
The evil is this way?

teevee.org is having some April Fool's Day fun. They're tweaking shows like "Supernatural", "Doctor Who", "Firefly" (or at least Joss), etc. Cute


Beverly - Apr 01, 2007 10:22:17 am PDT #29 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Before 30? Woo!

Just for those who miss it, I'll bring in Holli's inflatable couch (mind the cigarettes!) and Xander's disco ball. Who's got the bar? Somebody who knows beer besides Guinness bring in a case or two, okay? I've got Grey Goose and Oban, and surely somebody schlepped the glassware from the last time we did this.

Comfy chair!

Kathy, your tagline (yay!) reminds me of the genie in Aladdin.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2007 10:25:29 am PDT #30 of 10001
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

And, okay, girl-wonder.org is just freaking brilliant today. (Check out the forums, too!)


Nora Deirdre - Apr 01, 2007 10:33:50 am PDT #31 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yay April! Now to check out the April Fools sites. Yay new Natter! Yay under 50!


Allyson - Apr 01, 2007 10:40:50 am PDT #32 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hey, I just found out that the Gap has a preemie line!

[link]

Everything is soft cotton, with no scratchy bits, kimono-style so that tubes and such won't be disrupted. Everything looks sooper-cuddly.


brenda m - Apr 01, 2007 11:01:01 am PDT #33 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Wow. That's cool and a little bit freaky at the same time. That there'd be that big a need, I mean.

Have you seen the wee ones, Allyson? Can you give an adorableness update?


DebetEsse - Apr 01, 2007 11:09:38 am PDT #34 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Brenda, it's interesting: in a couple of my classes (when I was a student) we talked about how one of the major offshoots of modern medicine was an increase in the number of preemies, as kids who wouldn't have survived a decade or two ago now did.

Of course, it would be better if more of them were carried to term, but, really, I tend to think of it as a net win.

If that makes it less freaky to think about.