If dinosaurs could have violated the laws of physics like roadrunners can, maybe they'd still be around.
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2007 7:28:17 am PDT #2369 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Apr 13, 2007 7:34:40 am PDT #2370 of 10001
You know how roadrunners kill things like rattlesnakes? Grab the tail, snap it like a whip to beat its head against the ground until it is dead. Seriously.
For a while, there was one that'd come up on the table on my parents' front porch and prance in front of the window, driving the cats out of their gourds.
JZ - Apr 13, 2007 7:54:05 am PDT #2371 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Interrupty -- Kat, I would love Noah and Grace updates. I'm Zmayhem on lj.
Also, if you're still having trouble tracking down preemie clothes, let me know, 'cause the parenting center at the hospital Matilda was born at has a metric assload of preemie kimonos, pants and hats in lots of pretty colors. I can snap some up and they'll be at your door in a day or two.
shrift - Apr 13, 2007 8:07:07 am PDT #2372 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Today's Dinosaur Comics just made me clap my hands over my mouth and wheeze at my desk.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2007 8:07:07 am PDT #2373 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
BAH. I was having a decent day today. I'm exhausted and not all that motivated to work, but I also don't have anything due right away, so that was all working out. Somehow this morning pulled me down in to a giant vortex of suck, and now I just want to go home.
Laura - Apr 13, 2007 8:08:28 am PDT #2374 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
News reports are saying, unsurprisingly, that Gov. Corzine was not wearing his seat belt. When will people learn?
Liese S. - Apr 13, 2007 8:10:19 am PDT #2375 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
A salad bar for breakfast in my house would rock! Especially right now, because I am out of the food I cooked for myself and I still feel lousy and unwilling to cook. But I'm making coffee now, and I got a nearly normal hours night of sleep last night, so maybe I'm on the upswing. But the Schwans man came! And he brought me pierogies and frozen blueberries and coffee ice cream. There's nothing better than someone bringing you food when you're sick. Except for someone cooking the food for you.
Vortex - Apr 13, 2007 8:10:41 am PDT #2376 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
News reports are saying, unsurprisingly, that Gov. Corzine was not wearing his seat belt. When will people learn?
Idiot. I know that you were in the back seat, but it was freaking suburban. They are UNSAFE.
DavidS - Apr 13, 2007 8:15:09 am PDT #2377 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So this is me, two years and a couple of hours ago: [link]
Awwww! Pregnant Ple and the wee crumpled grumpy hair enhanced Lillybean!
Jesse - Apr 13, 2007 8:23:09 am PDT #2378 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I know that you were in the back seat, but it was freaking suburban.
Not even:
Mr. Corzine was in the front passenger seat when his state police vehicle swerved to avoid an apparently out-of-control driver on the Garden State Parkway, and hit a guardrail.