Hmm. Hair is pretty porous. Will think about it more.

I don't like fighting in sports unless the sport is fighting. And even then there aren't enough groin shots.

I mean, you all have KNIVES on your feet and so few people get cut? It's like you're not even trying.

I've heard it said that's why there are so few black guys in hockey, but basketball fights tend to the lame and those are some big brothers.

Not awake enough to entertain myself means not awake enough for porn.

There is fic other than porn!

I think.

Zach Gilford (Matt Saracen) in Zap2it. Not safe for people who haven't seen the finale.

I've always loved a good bench-clearing baseball brawl. It's just a huge, clumsy pile-on.

I hope he's right!

Too much to catch up on. Standing firmly behind Cindy re: kids going to jail. I think a lot of the time, at least with the kids I'm around for a significant amount of time, they don't know how to properly evaluate and express whatever is going on in their brains.

There was a story on our local publick radio program where a little girl asked her mother for a power bar. Her mother said no she couldn't have one because dinner was almost ready and she could have it after, and the kid proceeded to pitch a fit, telling her mother she hated her. Yelling that her mother didn't love her.

The girl was adpoted and terribly afraid she was going to starve to death. She didn't actually need to eat that power bar right then, but she needed the security of having food in hand.

Rugby IJS.

Oh I think I would very much enjoy it if anyone would ever take me to a freaking game. I don't drink beer, but I can bring a flask.

I just went to grab a salad at the deli. There was a woman and her family blocking the prepared salads and sandwiches while loudly waffling about what to order. I wanted to tell them that it was just lunch, not a fucking retirement plan, make a decision. But I didn't, because that would've been extremely bitchy, and it probably would've turned out that they had some bizarre dietary restrictions.

Well, yeah, but the polite thing for them to do would have been to stand back while they were trying to decide.

Manners only work if we all use them!

I went to Subway and am now at work. Oh, World's Slowest Computer, how I have not missed you. It takes about five minutes now to go through the whole boot-up process. One day it will start smoking, and maybe then IT will care.

In San Francisco it's considered a serious breach of etiquette to come to the front of a line at a taqueria and not know what burrito you want to order. You would be expected to step aside.

Or endure the double whammy of a middle aged Mexican lady giving you the stinkeye while the people behind you work their way up from mutter to outright abuse.