My sports must have blood or I can't be bothered to care.

Rugby. IJS.

Much cleaner. I remember Hatcher, our enforcer. And everybody had one. You hit us, Hatcher'd hit you hard. There doesn't seem to be one of those anymore.

Tank McNamara was riffing on that all last week.

It's still exciting. One of, I think, the easiest games to follow as far as rules go.

Except that whole offsides thing. I never got that.

Well, the beer yeast or halitosis wouldn't be too...

Ashleigh Verrier, a 2004 Parsons graduate, said that Mr. Gunn’s mannerisms are so ingrained in her mind that “I can still hear him saying, whenever I drape a piece: ‘Well, can she walk in it? Can she hail a taxi?’ ”

Aww, Tim Gunn.

The plush diseases are too cute. It would be wrong to get one for my very sick children, yes?

Nope. The plush calamaties are adorable and compliment the adorable kids.

Except that whole offsides thing. I never got that.

This rule has been explained to me and I get it conceptually, but then I wonder "Why can't the offensive player cross the blue line before the puck?" And I was told, "Well, that's just the rule. Stop asking why."

I've run out of internet already, and I'm not awake enough to entertain myself. This isn't going to end well.

It's still exciting. One of, I think, the easiest games to follow as far as rules go.

Except that whole offsides thing. I never got that.

Dude. You're a rugby fan. Hockey offsides is so much easier to uderstand than rugby offsides.

I've run out of internet already, and I'm not awake enough to entertain myself. This isn't going to end well.

Write fic!

The plush calamaties are adorable

Yep! They certainly are. I do have Plush gargoyles which seem a better way to ward off bad stuff than the plush HIV, but they are too big for the isolettes.

Dude. You're a rugby fan. Hockey offsides is so much easier to uderstand than rugby offsides.

being a fan does not mean that I understand the rules. What do I do as a rugby fan? Drink Beer and Look Pretty.