Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Natter Area 51: The Truthiness Is in Here  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Apr 11, 2007 5:18:18 pm PDT #1959 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So apparently the snowpocalypse decided block our satellite signal tonight, and I just discovered that my TiVo did not record Friday Night Lights.

Universe? I would like to show you my bitchface.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2007 5:18:27 pm PDT #1960 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a window open browsing the Perv Mart and I'm not sure how I got there.

And I'm scared to look at my browser's history and find out I'm a naughty person.

I'll go to krav instead.


Kat - Apr 11, 2007 5:19:52 pm PDT #1961 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, of course you are a naughty person. have you seen the links you've posted?

I have surgical tape to remove. 8 more strips. I'm doing them in batches of 5. but really, I should just suck it up and remove all 8 then take 3 vicodin.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2007 5:20:53 pm PDT #1962 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, wait--before I go--I'm toying with cutting off the blond and dying my hair burgundy. I'm not too concerned with trueness of colour (perhaps I mean truth) because I don't want it to stand out too much. My hair takes bleaching very well--will most standard burgundy jobbie doos include much bleach as a first step?

Curious minds need to know.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2007 5:21:16 pm PDT #1963 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

have you seen the links you've posted?

Never boogers, though.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2007 5:21:18 pm PDT #1964 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec might want to watch this clip all the way through to the end.

Awww, ita's got my back.

I just read that in one of the gossip weeklies the other day.

She'll look beautiful, of course.

As much as I don't like Halle as Storm, I have to say she earns points for daring on things like this and showing up to receive her own Razzie. I love it when people are game.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2007 5:22:20 pm PDT #1965 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm toying with cutting off the blond

::clears throat::

Have we assembled a video team yet?


sarameg - Apr 11, 2007 5:23:34 pm PDT #1966 of 10001

You are paging Plei, I believe. And wow!

Are you a ripper or an easer, Kat. In any case, maybe take the vicodin first, hon? No point to the pain.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2007 5:26:12 pm PDT #1967 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Have we assembled a video team yet?

Oh, please! I'm cutting it no shorter than I ever do. I'm just waiting a longer time to make sure it's all root.

Hmm. I want a root too, huh?

WHY AM I NOT AT KRAV???


Kat - Apr 11, 2007 5:27:25 pm PDT #1968 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well with the first one, I started as an easer, but as soon as I got to the incision itself, I panicked. Then I realized, better to rip. So I avoided it for a while until I realized that it was stupid. Then I counted to 3 and ripped. Lather rinse repeat with the other pieces of tape.

Seriously, though? So not fun.