We should stock up, before our exclamation point reserves are depleted!!!
If that were the cause, MySpace and texting in general would have sunk the world, and indeed, the universe, into an exclamation point and asscaps debt so large it would have created its own black hole.
Signed, Had To BAN Asscaps and SuperLarge Gothic Font from Essays Today. BAN. DO NOT. If you turn in anything besides TNR and 12 point font, I will throw it away. No, no bold. No italics, either! For fuck's sake, don't underline and center your essay either!
I'm still a wee bit tired from THAT lesson.