Er....daughter sounds like a bit of a spoiled bitca. Mom's buying a house and letting her stay there, cheap? And you guys will use it...how often? And it's a big house?
GROW THE FUCK UP!
Or conversely, mom needs to say "Since you think it'd be such an imposition for me to STAY IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE, you can find your own damn place with all the privacy you want.:
Geez. Seriously, do you want me to thwap 'em both with the STFU cluestick?
Yeah, -t. Alas, 'twill be worse if I don't.
On it, Zkitty. You want me to yell at 'em during the thwapping in Latin, French, Spanish or English (Old, Middle, Modern?)
For an extra $2 S&H fee, you can get a melange of languages!
English will do, thank you.
Oh, please let my power go out so my phone doesn't work.
or say "you can either pay your current rent, and enjoy when we come visit, or pay market rent for the house and we'll stay out of it until you graduate"
All the reasonable things, I have said. All the therapist-like things, I have said. I am exhausted, nothing has changed, and she will not STFU.
What happens if you just let her talk to a cushion while you watch TV?
I wish.
Okay. Done. Going to bed.
billytea, the Weddingpalooza pictures are just terrific!