I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fade away.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - May 21, 2007 5:51:08 pm PDT #9749 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Er....daughter sounds like a bit of a spoiled bitca. Mom's buying a house and letting her stay there, cheap? And you guys will use it...how often? And it's a big house?

GROW THE FUCK UP!

Or conversely, mom needs to say "Since you think it'd be such an imposition for me to STAY IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE, you can find your own damn place with all the privacy you want.:

Geez. Seriously, do you want me to thwap 'em both with the STFU cluestick?


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 5:51:25 pm PDT #9750 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yeah, -t. Alas, 'twill be worse if I don't.


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 5:52:53 pm PDT #9751 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Or conversely, mom needs to say "Since you think it'd be such an imposition for me to STAY IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE, you can find your own damn place with all the privacy you want."

Exactly what I'm saying!

Geez. Seriously, do you want me to thwap 'em both with the STFU cluestick?

Please do.


Strix - May 21, 2007 5:55:14 pm PDT #9752 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

On it, Zkitty. You want me to yell at 'em during the thwapping in Latin, French, Spanish or English (Old, Middle, Modern?)

For an extra $2 S&H fee, you can get a melange of languages!


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 6:00:53 pm PDT #9753 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

English will do, thank you.

Oh, please let my power go out so my phone doesn't work.


Vortex - May 21, 2007 6:03:53 pm PDT #9754 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

or say "you can either pay your current rent, and enjoy when we come visit, or pay market rent for the house and we'll stay out of it until you graduate"


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 6:05:34 pm PDT #9755 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

All the reasonable things, I have said. All the therapist-like things, I have said. I am exhausted, nothing has changed, and she will not STFU.


-t - May 21, 2007 6:06:32 pm PDT #9756 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What happens if you just let her talk to a cushion while you watch TV?


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 6:09:59 pm PDT #9757 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I wish.

Okay. Done. Going to bed.


-t - May 21, 2007 6:18:15 pm PDT #9758 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

billytea, the Weddingpalooza pictures are just terrific!