I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 5:51:25 pm PDT #9750 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yeah, -t. Alas, 'twill be worse if I don't.


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 5:52:53 pm PDT #9751 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Or conversely, mom needs to say "Since you think it'd be such an imposition for me to STAY IN MY OWN FUCKING HOUSE, you can find your own damn place with all the privacy you want."

Exactly what I'm saying!

Geez. Seriously, do you want me to thwap 'em both with the STFU cluestick?

Please do.


Strix - May 21, 2007 5:55:14 pm PDT #9752 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

On it, Zkitty. You want me to yell at 'em during the thwapping in Latin, French, Spanish or English (Old, Middle, Modern?)

For an extra $2 S&H fee, you can get a melange of languages!


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 6:00:53 pm PDT #9753 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

English will do, thank you.

Oh, please let my power go out so my phone doesn't work.


Vortex - May 21, 2007 6:03:53 pm PDT #9754 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

or say "you can either pay your current rent, and enjoy when we come visit, or pay market rent for the house and we'll stay out of it until you graduate"


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 6:05:34 pm PDT #9755 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

All the reasonable things, I have said. All the therapist-like things, I have said. I am exhausted, nothing has changed, and she will not STFU.


-t - May 21, 2007 6:06:32 pm PDT #9756 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What happens if you just let her talk to a cushion while you watch TV?


Zenkitty - May 21, 2007 6:09:59 pm PDT #9757 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I wish.

Okay. Done. Going to bed.


-t - May 21, 2007 6:18:15 pm PDT #9758 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

billytea, the Weddingpalooza pictures are just terrific!


DavidS - May 21, 2007 6:42:20 pm PDT #9759 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeesh, Raq, I'm glad both girls are okay but that story is nightmare city.

Speaking of which, EM is freaking out so bad she's going to take a leave from work. Last weekend, Psycho-Ex had parked his car next to her when she came out of the grocery store. He'd obviously spotted her car and pulled up next to her. She went back inside and waited, and came back to get in her car and his car was gone. When she started driving he came around a corner and started following her, trailing her through many streets as she resolutely did not go home and reveal her new address.

Bad enough, right? She just found out that her briefcase, which was in the car, is now missing. She'd left the window cracked when she went in the store (stupid stupid stupid) and apparently he flipped the lock and got it. Not that she can prove it, but she's pretty sure he's got it. And of course, all of her stuff related to her case against him is in the brief case. Tapes of his crazy calls. Her filed police reports, and also her new address.

Shit. They had signed an agreement to stay away from each other which he's now in violation of. So she'll try again to get a restraining order.

Did I mention Aidan was in the car when Psycho-Ex was trailing her for miles?

She's totally losing her shit.