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Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Vortex - May 17, 2007 5:25:32 am PDT #9148 of 10003

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Thanks for the birthday wishes!!

(there might be a lawyer joke in there but in honor of Vortex's birthday I refrain).

Ha! Thanks! *smooch*

Happy Vortex Day, everyone!

Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!!

Umm, Aimee, that’s complete bullshit. Take ALL of your money back, and tell him to forward the final bill to you and you’ll send him a check.

Nora Deirdre - May 17, 2007 5:26:23 am PDT #9149 of 10003

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Umm, Aimee, that’s complete bullshit. Take ALL of your money back, and tell him to forward the final bill to you and you’ll send him a check.

Ooh. I like this plan. A LOT.

Stephanie - May 17, 2007 5:32:26 am PDT #9150 of 10003

Trust my rage

Oh, yeah, I think Vortex is totally right. In fact, I'd do that right now.

eta: the birthday girl, she is smart. but we already knew that.

Volans - May 17, 2007 5:35:57 am PDT #9151 of 10003

move out and draw fire

She kept chattering as we walked down the hall, her high heels clicking like canastas.

That's the difference between a law student and lawyer, right there.

I just read this sentence in a published book:

She kept chattering as we walked down the hall, her high heels clicking like canastas.

Daisy Jane - May 17, 2007 5:43:38 am PDT #9152 of 10003

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Happy Birthday Vortex!

Jeez Aimee, you're dealing with this much better than I could've.

Burrell - May 17, 2007 5:56:10 am PDT #9153 of 10003

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh Aimee, what a pain in the ass. His email is bullshit.

Happy Birthday, Vortex!

I need coffee.

Vortex - May 17, 2007 6:09:46 am PDT #9154 of 10003

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Aimee, if I may suggest:

Thanks so much for you email. I hadn't realized you'd gone through so much. To be honest, it was kind of confusing to figure out from your email who owes what. To make it easier, I've rescinded the charge to you, and once you send me the final bill, I'll get a check to you immediately.

Jessica - May 17, 2007 6:10:32 am PDT #9155 of 10003

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Thanks so much for you email. I hadn't realized you'd gone through so much. To be honest, it was kind of confusing to figure out from your email who owes what. To make it easier, I've rescinded the charge to you, and once you send me the final bill, I'll get a check to you immediately.

THIS, this is why Vortex rocks.

Aims - May 17, 2007 6:10:40 am PDT #9156 of 10003

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ooooh. Awesome.

Sparky1 - May 17, 2007 6:11:39 am PDT #9157 of 10003

Librarian Warlord

In addition to what Vortex suggests, I'd make sure he understands that the final bill you want to see isn't something he makes up, but is the bill that you two agreed to split.

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