...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Volans - May 17, 2007 1:45:52 am PDT #9113 of 10003
move out and draw fire

I think that even if you hit a person who was walking on the sidewalk, you are responsible.


Tom Scola - May 17, 2007 3:18:03 am PDT #9114 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VORTEX!!!


Toddson - May 17, 2007 3:29:06 am PDT #9115 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Happy birthday, Vortex!


Sparky1 - May 17, 2007 3:54:23 am PDT #9116 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

Happy Birthday, Vortex!

Doesn't Las Vegas have some kind of ordinance that shifts the fault to the pedestrian if s/he jay-walks or crosses against the light? Still, in all other (normalish) cities, you hit someone, you're going to be at fault. There might be some contributory negligence on the pedestrian, but the driver is screwed.

Ginger, lots of ~ma for your sister!


sj - May 17, 2007 4:04:40 am PDT #9117 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Vortex!!!


Aims - May 17, 2007 4:13:54 am PDT #9118 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VORTEX!!!


SuziQ - May 17, 2007 4:14:39 am PDT #9119 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Happy Birthday, Vortex!!


Fred Pete - May 17, 2007 4:14:55 am PDT #9120 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Vortex!


Nora Deirdre - May 17, 2007 4:22:50 am PDT #9121 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday, Vortex!

Aimee, I'm sorry you're being jerked around again. UGH. Why can't things just go the way they are supposed to?

Hugs to Ginger's sister, because of course, everyone knows that after being hit by a car, the bestest and most fun thing to do is deal with complete soulless ASSHOLES and lawyers. (there might be a lawyer joke in there but in honor of Vortex's birthday I refrain).

Hitting someone with your car can be traumatic too, I remember having to fight the urge to submerge into deep denial, because I was so horrified at myself. But I still refrained from being a jackwad about the whole thing. (I think. I hope.)


tommyrot - May 17, 2007 4:24:21 am PDT #9122 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies for Vortex!!