Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - May 15, 2007 8:52:03 am PDT #8907 of 10003
Herding cats for fun

Happy Zmayhemversary!! That's a right nice baby girl you two have to show for your legally wedded bliss. Not to mention the awesome music CDs. I STILL listen to "Harmony Cathedral."


§ ita § - May 15, 2007 9:10:20 am PDT #8908 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I cannot recommend any sports bra more than the DKNY ones--Plei has come over to this side. Honestly, it's standard form, underwire, and has me looking as good as my Wacoal non-sports bras. Okay, not cheap, but after wearing my first one a few times I threw out all my non-racerback sports bras (because I also wear krav tank tops, I need to keep racerbacks around too) and replaced them as finances allowed.


DavidS - May 15, 2007 9:20:48 am PDT #8909 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's true that not only would JZ and I have not met without b.org, but Matilda would likely not exist without the assistance of Amych and Teppy.

Hec! OMG, in the shower before I remembered last night's dream, which I'm sure you'd classify as a nightmare.

I wanted my hair cut short. Really short. I wanted the back trimmed way up, and everything short all over ... and THE SNOTTY STYLIST WOULDN'T DO IT FOR ME. I argued and I think I pouted and I even threatened.

I hate that snotty imaginary stylist! But appreciate the effort your subconscious made.

I'm getting a haircut tonight!

Oooh! New stylist.

::crosses fingers::


Steph L. - May 15, 2007 9:22:18 am PDT #8910 of 10003
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Matilda would likely not exist without the assistance of Amych and Teppy.

Note to onlookers: Amych and I were not involved in the actual baby-making process.

...at least, *I* wasn't....


amych - May 15, 2007 9:25:15 am PDT #8911 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

...at least, *I* wasn't....

They were on their own for that part.


Aims - May 15, 2007 9:25:42 am PDT #8912 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oooh! New stylist.

New - old stylist. My aunt who cut my hair from the time I was a little shaver until I moved to California. She's pretty good, if a bit old school. We'll see. She's cheap and available (kind of like me!) and I'll probably switch to my friend Stacie's salon which is younger and more hip. Her's is also an Aveda salon. Whoo, pretties!

Also, I tried out the L'oreal Bare Minerals mineral foundation and OMG LOVE! I'm sure it's not as good as the other stuff Jilli and Plei and Cass and seemingly everyone in here uses, but it's teh awesome for me. And again, cheap and available (like me!).


Pix - May 15, 2007 9:25:52 am PDT #8913 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Huh. I just found out via email from Big Boss that one of the members of my department "will not be returning this year" and, I assume, not be coming back next year. I have no idea why. I'm freaked.


WindSparrow - May 15, 2007 9:40:49 am PDT #8914 of 10003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

calm~ma to Kristin.

Granddad~ma and yay for successful surgery to P-c.

Happy Anniversary to House Zmayhem!


DavidS - May 15, 2007 9:42:00 am PDT #8915 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wow, this hate note to Roger Clemens is just a beautiful piece of poison pen.


lisah - May 15, 2007 9:47:18 am PDT #8916 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

I just found out via email from Big Boss that one of the members of my department "will not be returning this year" and, I assume, not be coming back next year. I have no idea why. I'm freaked.

That is freaky in your line of work! It's not like it's a business like the one I'm in when people leave or are asked to leavea any ol' time of the year.