Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 11, 2007 5:38:34 am PDT #8509 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Thanks, guys!

ION, according to Wired, in addition to water and HFCS, Cool Whip contains condom lube and hemorrhoid creme. Nummy!

Oh, dear. I will never be able to eat that again.


Fred Pete - May 11, 2007 5:40:43 am PDT #8510 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Great news, Connie!

vw, it's a good e-mail, especially with Ginger's suggested edit. It looks like you're trying to get more information, not criticize.


Ginger - May 11, 2007 5:45:23 am PDT #8511 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's wonderful news, Connie.

I now feel justified in my belief that Cool Whip ruins everything it touches.


askye - May 11, 2007 5:47:55 am PDT #8512 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

Connie that's great news!


Stephanie - May 11, 2007 5:51:50 am PDT #8513 of 10003
Trust my rage

connie, i love that story and isn't it nice to have surgery that actually makes you better than you wre, not just bringing you back to where you need to be.


DavidS - May 11, 2007 5:59:28 am PDT #8514 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm glad I gave up Cool Whip in the 70s.

Raq! It's so good to see you here.

And a full on Fay sighting now with extra added blushing. I can't believe anybody could outcute Ray, though.


Laura - May 11, 2007 6:00:49 am PDT #8515 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Oh, connie. That is so good to read. Hubby really does deserve a break. Yay for surgery working!


DavidS - May 11, 2007 6:02:11 am PDT #8516 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's excellent news, Connie. Go doctor fixit!


Laura - May 11, 2007 6:03:30 am PDT #8517 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Ignoring the disturbing Cool Whip issue.


§ ita § - May 11, 2007 6:08:46 am PDT #8518 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Containing lube and sharing ingredients with lube are two different things.