We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 11, 2007 5:38:34 am PDT #8509 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Thanks, guys!

ION, according to Wired, in addition to water and HFCS, Cool Whip contains condom lube and hemorrhoid creme. Nummy!

Oh, dear. I will never be able to eat that again.


Fred Pete - May 11, 2007 5:40:43 am PDT #8510 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Great news, Connie!

vw, it's a good e-mail, especially with Ginger's suggested edit. It looks like you're trying to get more information, not criticize.


Ginger - May 11, 2007 5:45:23 am PDT #8511 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

That's wonderful news, Connie.

I now feel justified in my belief that Cool Whip ruins everything it touches.


askye - May 11, 2007 5:47:55 am PDT #8512 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

Connie that's great news!


Stephanie - May 11, 2007 5:51:50 am PDT #8513 of 10003
Trust my rage

connie, i love that story and isn't it nice to have surgery that actually makes you better than you wre, not just bringing you back to where you need to be.


DavidS - May 11, 2007 5:59:28 am PDT #8514 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm glad I gave up Cool Whip in the 70s.

Raq! It's so good to see you here.

And a full on Fay sighting now with extra added blushing. I can't believe anybody could outcute Ray, though.


Laura - May 11, 2007 6:00:49 am PDT #8515 of 10003
This too shall pass.

Oh, connie. That is so good to read. Hubby really does deserve a break. Yay for surgery working!


DavidS - May 11, 2007 6:02:11 am PDT #8516 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's excellent news, Connie. Go doctor fixit!


Laura - May 11, 2007 6:03:30 am PDT #8517 of 10003
This too shall pass.

Ignoring the disturbing Cool Whip issue.


§ ita § - May 11, 2007 6:08:46 am PDT #8518 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Containing lube and sharing ingredients with lube are two different things.