Great news, Connie!
vw, it's a good e-mail, especially with Ginger's suggested edit. It looks like you're trying to get more information, not criticize.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fred Pete - May 11, 2007 5:40:43 am PDT #8510 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Ginger - May 11, 2007 5:45:23 am PDT #8511 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's wonderful news, Connie.
I now feel justified in my belief that Cool Whip ruins everything it touches.
askye - May 11, 2007 5:47:55 am PDT #8512 of 10003
Thrive to spite them
Connie that's great news!
Stephanie - May 11, 2007 5:51:50 am PDT #8513 of 10003
Trust my rage
connie, i love that story and isn't it nice to have surgery that actually makes you better than you wre, not just bringing you back to where you need to be.
DavidS - May 11, 2007 5:59:28 am PDT #8514 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm glad I gave up Cool Whip in the 70s.
Raq! It's so good to see you here.
And a full on Fay sighting now with extra added blushing. I can't believe anybody could outcute Ray, though.
Laura - May 11, 2007 6:00:49 am PDT #8515 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
Oh, connie. That is so good to read. Hubby really does deserve a break. Yay for surgery working!
DavidS - May 11, 2007 6:02:11 am PDT #8516 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's excellent news, Connie. Go doctor fixit!
Laura - May 11, 2007 6:03:30 am PDT #8517 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
Ignoring the disturbing Cool Whip issue.
§ ita § - May 11, 2007 6:08:46 am PDT #8518 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Containing lube and sharing ingredients with lube are two different things.
Pix - May 11, 2007 6:09:40 am PDT #8519 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
YAY connie and DH!
vw, looks good, but I agree with Ginger's edit.
So. Let me tell you why there is not enough gronk in the world for today.
1. Woke up exhausted. Stumbled out of bed and toward caffeine-machine. Rinsed out gold filter and coffee pot. Filled caffeine machine with water. Poured beans into machine. Realized that they were, indeed, BEANS. Poured beans out of machine and into grinder. Used grinder. Poured newly ground beans into machine. Realized gold filter was still sitting on the counter. Salvaged as much ground coffee as possible and rinsed out filter holder, now filled with undrinkable grounds. Woe. Tried the whole process again. Almost forgot to put filter in machine AGAIN. Caught it at the last second. Looked suspiciously at machine. Turned it on.
2. Went to bathroom. Started shower. Stepped into shower and realized I was still wearing pajamas. Managed to jump out before pajamas got soaked. Undressed. Tried to shower again. Kept forgetting the steps of my shower routine and so took twice as long as normal to get hair shampooed and conditioned and get body washed. Turned off water. Realized I hadn't rinsed the conditioner out of my hair. Turned water back on. Rinsed. Turned off water. Stepped out of shower.
3. Started to get dressed with clothes I (thankfully) laid out the night before and hung in the bathroom. Got dressed. Realized I had forgotten to put panties out. Stumbled into bedroom. Tripped over piles of clean laundry still not put away. Found underwear. Finished dressing.
4. Took meds. Decided to make a concerted effort to make the rest of the morning successful. Fed cats. Washed out travel mug. Got coffee (finally brewed correctly). Got school bag and purse. Double checked to be sure I had everything I needed: school bag, purse, wallet, glasses, keys. Went out to car. Did another mental check.
5. Got to school. Went up to classroom. Opened bag to prepare for the day. Realized I'd left my laptop with ALL OF MY SCHOOL FILES, including the audiobook of Macbeth I'd planned to use a portion of in class today, at home. Wept.
I am posting from the classroom desktop. They apparently haven't blocked b.org. Yet.
Oh, and did I mention that it's "Grandparents and Special Friends Day" here? So there will be guests in my classroom all day. It's going to be a long day.