Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness. Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.

'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - May 04, 2007 7:57:56 am PDT #7693 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I swear I only hit the post button once.


ChiKat - May 04, 2007 7:58:04 am PDT #7694 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Really really swear.


ChiKat - May 04, 2007 7:58:10 am PDT #7695 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Seriously. Really and truly. Only the once.


Toddson - May 04, 2007 8:00:19 am PDT #7696 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In other news, these are really pretty shoes. Not pretty enough to actually buy, but pretty.


sj - May 04, 2007 8:01:36 am PDT #7697 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Nora!

Suzi, I hope your assistant gets some good news soon.

Who wants to give me an alibi for when my neighbors get home, because I might just have to kill them.


Toddson - May 04, 2007 8:04:32 am PDT #7698 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I will!

having once reported some neighbors who had a dog that they said they loved ... but who would leave him alone all day and then hit him when they came home and found he'd had an "accident" just about every day and, when they had a party, would tie him up outside for up to eight hours with no water and such a short leash that he could sit or stand in one place but not walk or even lie down.


Daisy Jane - May 04, 2007 8:07:22 am PDT #7699 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In other news, these are really pretty shoes. Not pretty enough to actually buy, but pretty.

And I need them! Look! They have my name on them and everything!

I hope the people you need to will get in touch with you soon, Suzi.


juliana - May 04, 2007 8:09:15 am PDT #7700 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It would probably be wrong to guzzle the Fernet at work. Right?

Nah. Go for it!


Toddson - May 04, 2007 8:09:29 am PDT #7701 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes, I thought of you when I saw them.


Daisy Jane - May 04, 2007 8:12:57 am PDT #7702 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thank you! I actually made a skirt those would be righteous for. It's a yoked, pleated, full thing in blue chinese brocade satin. Obviously meant for those shoes. Or the other way around. Either way mine!