If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 27, 2007 6:45:11 am PDT #6980 of 10003
brillig

I really should get a sword.

Every well equipped home should have one. They won't go off accidentally, they don't need loaded, you're not going to hit the person across the street by accident--unless you're very strong as well as clumsy--and you can use it to open packages and prepare dinner in a pinch.


sj - Apr 27, 2007 6:48:21 am PDT #6981 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

See, now, this is the point at which I would be installing one and start keeping it on the chain except when the boyfriend is expected home. Then I would start thinking about ways to get out of the appartment other than the door. Got any convenient windows that can readily be pulled down behind you? If for no other time than when you have moved all your stuff to your next place and are ready to drop off the key.

We actually have two doors, but a key doesn't exist for the other door.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2007 6:48:30 am PDT #6982 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Ok. Waiting to hear from allergist directly (nurse thought I should talk to him). Not going to class. Canceled my spa day for tomorrow, because I'm pretty sure I'm going to be told to stay inside for a few days and do regular neb treatments (after a while, you just learn what they're gonna tell you). Also, just ordered a pizza, 'cause I have no more food in the house.

Now to figure out if I can order groceries without a debit card, since my new one hasn't come yet. I think Peapod has so you can set it up to come directly out of your checking account. Hopefully that is the case.


amych - Apr 27, 2007 6:52:28 am PDT #6983 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

For JZ: [link]

Toes!


Daisy Jane - Apr 27, 2007 6:52:30 am PDT #6984 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Clearly, we need to invest in more bubble wrap. {{{delicate Bitches}}}

Y'know, when Hec and I were out walking on Friday, we went to a china shop with huuuuuuuge people sized rolls of bubble wrap outside. We thought of buffistas.

sj, I stand firmly behind connie on people just walking into the house. No, seriously, right behind her and out of swinging range.


sj - Apr 27, 2007 6:56:10 am PDT #6985 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

vw, I'm sorry you had to cancel spa day. Feel better, and best of luck getting your groceries delivered.


Toddson - Apr 27, 2007 7:01:21 am PDT #6986 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

sj, perhaps Gud could loan you Leif to make barricades? or you could booby-trap the door. Really - if they're not going to knock, they deserve whatever they get.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2007 7:01:48 am PDT #6987 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now to figure out if I can order groceries without a debit card, since my new one hasn't come yet. I think Peapod has so you can set it up to come directly out of your checking account. Hopefully that is the case.

They actually give you a dollar off for that.


P.M. Marc - Apr 27, 2007 7:02:44 am PDT #6988 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Matilda cracks me up with how utterly intent she is on the toe-munchy. No power in the verse can stop her!

In this, she is her mother's daughter.


vw bug - Apr 27, 2007 7:03:03 am PDT #6989 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

They actually give you a dollar off for that.

Oh. Nice.