Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Apr 23, 2007 7:40:47 am PDT #6364 of 10003
Because books.

There's a certain charm to this story, and I can certainly understand the motivations of everyone involved.

One day, I want to write about her. She had a fascinating life (to me, child of 70s suburbia). Lived in a house with no indoor bathroom until my father, her first grandchild, was in high school. Had six children with her first husband, who died, and married a widower with six children. They went on to have three more kids. Her youngest child is only three years older than my dad.

Cooked on a wood stove, and farmed, and all that. I never saw her without her apron except at church. She was fantastic. Lizzy, everyone called her. I was her first great-grandchild, and my middle name, Elizabeth, is in honor of her.


Sparky1 - Apr 23, 2007 8:53:32 am PDT #6365 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

One day, I want to write about her. She had a fascinating life

I'd read about her.


hippocampus - Apr 23, 2007 9:03:54 am PDT #6366 of 10003
not your mom's socks.

thanks again 'fistas! At the potentially horrible training meeting today, spork was present, but - after the first five minutes when we were all elbows - unnecessary. Many times, I employed the good advice and wisdom that I found here - plus I was laughing to myself the whole time. y'all rock.

oh, and I spiked her coffee. {well, I thought about it, at least}


Sparky1 - Apr 23, 2007 9:06:22 am PDT #6367 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

I spiked her coffee

Should have spiked your own.


Katerina Bee - Apr 23, 2007 9:06:55 am PDT #6368 of 10003
Herding cats for fun

Ya gotta do what works with some people. I'm just saying.


Sparky1 - Apr 23, 2007 9:09:28 am PDT #6369 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

KB! ::tacklehug:: I missed you when you posted last. Is your hair still long and flowy?


Aims - Apr 23, 2007 9:14:50 am PDT #6370 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

KB!!!!!!! [tacklehug]

Refreshing my email won't make people magically appear to buy my furniture and fridge, right?


SuziQ - Apr 23, 2007 9:26:51 am PDT #6371 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

KATIE!!!!! It was so good to see you over the weekend!!!


Daisy Jane - Apr 23, 2007 9:32:51 am PDT #6372 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I am home. Have yet to unpack. Trying to recover from SF fun and crawfish boil yesterday.

Thank you sooooo much to all my SFista hosts. I think everybody at the bar was sick to death of hearing about y'all. It was all "juliana this" and "Matilda that" "Did I mention brunch?" If it hadn't been for the huge party at the bar, I would have been sorely tempted to turn around and get right back on a plane.

Mr. Jane has been informed that he needs to plan a vacation so I can take him out there.


Katerina Bee - Apr 23, 2007 9:36:12 am PDT #6373 of 10003
Herding cats for fun

Sparky, my hair has remained constant and the ponytail still runs down my back. I do sometimes fantasize about having it cut short, thinking it would be easier.

Suzi's hospitality is awesome, and a good time was had by all who attended. I got to hold Matilda and let her play with my necklace, and I have been proudly telling everyone it is now covered with authentic baby drool.