Is it bad that the scary toddler stories are making me want kids more?
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - Apr 19, 2007 5:34:58 pm PDT #5903 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Amy - Apr 19, 2007 5:36:35 pm PDT #5904 of 10003
Because books.
Does anyone have any voodoo charms against the Body Image Demons?
I think there's one that involves smashing a fluorescent light into a three-way mirror while pictures of Keira Knightley and Kate Moss are fed into a bonfire. Oh, and you need to drink a milkshake simultaneously.
Cashmere - Apr 19, 2007 5:39:45 pm PDT #5905 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Oh, and you need to drink a milkshake simultaneously.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Please note, I'm shopping with my SIZE 4 TWIN SISTER. I may need to go all out.
Is it bad that the scary toddler stories are making me want kids more?
Nope. It's actually good. It means that there are people still brave enough to continue the species.
Amy - Apr 19, 2007 5:45:40 pm PDT #5906 of 10003
Because books.
Chocolate or vanilla?
One of each!
The scary toddler stories made me laugh and laugh today. Even though my own scary toddler wrote on the wall with a pen (and then blamed Jake) and decided that ten p.m. was the perfect time to try and poop on the potty.
P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2007 5:45:47 pm PDT #5907 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yeah, but Cash, you're the cool one.
Hey, err... anyone here had sex with someone with pierced nipples, and willing to share details about what that's like, and what you, the partner, can do with them? It's a gaping HOLE in my knowledge of things, I tell you what.
Aims - Apr 19, 2007 5:46:25 pm PDT #5908 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No pun intended.
brenda m - Apr 19, 2007 6:01:51 pm PDT #5909 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I don't want to talk to her in this state, but if I don't talk to her, it means I don't care.
Also, possibly, that she won't remember. Or at least you can make the argument. Mom, we talked for 45 minutes. How can you not remember? Don't you care about me?
Atropa - Apr 19, 2007 6:30:28 pm PDT #5910 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Hey, err... anyone here had sex with someone with pierced nipples, and willing to share details about what that's like, and what you, the partner, can do with them? It's a gaping HOLE in my knowledge of things, I tell you what.
Plei, email the pet DJ. He'll know, and I'm sure he'd be delighted to tell you.
Plus, insent.
P.M. Marc - Apr 19, 2007 6:46:48 pm PDT #5911 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
It occurs to me that I can also just ask H tomorrow at lunch...
beth b - Apr 19, 2007 6:49:15 pm PDT #5912 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
not to change the subject, but I did my first full story time today. And found out that I am the funniest person in the universe