'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh, and you need to drink a milkshake simultaneously.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Please note, I'm shopping with my SIZE 4 TWIN SISTER. I may need to go all out.
Is it bad that the scary toddler stories are making me want kids more?
Nope. It's actually good. It means that there are people still brave enough to continue the species.
Chocolate or vanilla?
One of each!
The scary toddler stories made me laugh and laugh today. Even though my own scary toddler wrote on the wall with a pen (and then blamed Jake) and decided that ten p.m. was the perfect time to try and poop on the potty.
Yeah, but Cash, you're the cool one.
Hey, err... anyone here had sex with someone with pierced nipples, and willing to share details about what that's like, and what you, the partner, can do with them? It's a gaping HOLE in my knowledge of things, I tell you what.
No pun intended.
I don't want to talk to her in this state, but if I don't talk to her, it means I don't care.
Also, possibly, that she won't remember. Or at least you can make the argument. Mom, we talked for 45 minutes. How can you not remember? Don't you care about me?
Hey, err... anyone here had sex with someone with pierced nipples, and willing to share details about what that's like, and what you, the partner, can do with them? It's a gaping HOLE in my knowledge of things, I tell you what.
Plei, email the pet DJ. He'll know, and I'm sure he'd be delighted to tell you.
Plus, insent.
It occurs to me that I can also just ask H tomorrow at lunch...
not to change the subject, but I did my first full story time today. And found out that I am the funniest person in the universe
Plei, I can give you a full report tomorrow.
found out that I am the funniest person in the universe
The search is over! Good ta know.
That must have been great fun. Seriously, making kids laugh is an awesome drug. Good on ya.
Since I don't really get the kid humor, I mostly draw blank stares...that's where the funny looking dog comes in. Bartleby is like my Charlie McCarthy. I don't have to be funny...he does it for me!