Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Apr 15, 2007 6:37:32 pm PDT #5201 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Alas, Gris, a continent separates us. You're in California, right?

Pfft. This is no barrier to flirting. Just inappropriate touching.


meara - Apr 15, 2007 6:38:18 pm PDT #5202 of 10003

I can't get to sleep. Stupid fever. Every time I get to sleep, I wake up within an hour, either shivering or drenched in sweat.

Aww, Hil, that sucks. BTDT, and hated it. Take some tylenol??

Isn't Gris in NYC? Zenkitty, there may yet be hope!

Erin, we should TOTALLY be long-distance dating. :) Though I think ideally I'd be long distance dating someone who was either (a) within driving range, just a little far (5 hours? can't do it spur of the moment one night, but OK for a weekend), or (b) a frequent/cheap plane ride away (Chicago?)


erikaj - Apr 15, 2007 6:40:11 pm PDT #5203 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

What? Half the world? Well, I suppose you'd know it'd be too much work for me to fly for a whole day to boil your bunny rabbit, after the fact.


Hil R. - Apr 15, 2007 6:41:27 pm PDT #5204 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Um, Hil? You're the teacher. Make the test later this week?

No, I'm the teaching assistant. I really can't change it.

I hadn't thought of tylenol. I don't think I have any, but I've got some advil. I'll give that a try. (I'm already on mucinex and benadryl, and that combination usually puts me right to sleep, but tonight, nsm.)


billytea - Apr 15, 2007 6:47:16 pm PDT #5205 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

What? Half the world? Well, I suppose you'd know it'd be too much work for me to fly for a whole day to boil your bunny rabbit, after the fact.

Or, indeed, before the fact. (Breaks the ice at parties!)

Biyi and I watched our wedding DVD last night. I'm probably fortunate that Biyi wasn't offended at me laughing through much of it. Oh, and apparently the host of the reception referred to my dad's fiancee as my mother (nuh and uh), said I was from Canada (and excused it on the grounds that Canada and Australia aren't that far from each other), and called me fat. I am so not booking him for my next wedding.


Strix - Apr 15, 2007 6:50:09 pm PDT #5206 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erin, we should TOTALLY be long-distance dating. :) Though I think ideally I'd be long distance dating someone who was either (a) within driving range, just a little far (5 hours? can't do it spur of the moment one night, but OK for a weekend), or (b) a frequent/cheap plane ride away (Chicago?)

Starts humming "Forever Your Girl." Realize I am humming PAULA FUCKING ABDUL. Stops.

meara, I'll get right on the moving to Chi bit. And the gay bit. I'll...um...practice? Role-play?! Soon, I swear. Really. Do you still love me? Hold me!

No, I'm the teaching assistant. I really can't change it.

Oh, darn, Hil. That's sucks. You'll have to power through it, and that bites. Unless you can't, and then the students will live. Really. I swear.


Gris - Apr 15, 2007 6:50:16 pm PDT #5207 of 10003
Hey. New board.

I am, in fact, in NYC. I was in CA when I joined, however, so it is an understandale mistake.


meara - Apr 15, 2007 6:58:11 pm PDT #5208 of 10003

Aww, we're perfect together, Erin, I sing cheesy songs all the time because something someone says makes the lyrics appear in my brain!

As for the gay thing, how about we just say it's an OPEN long distance relationship? And then we can get our lovin' on the side. :)


Strix - Apr 15, 2007 7:00:20 pm PDT #5209 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Awesome! I am LDBi!!!

Woo hoo! I gott go change ALL my profiles!


Zenkitty - Apr 15, 2007 7:01:42 pm PDT #5210 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Well, then! We should go to the theater!