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beth b - Apr 09, 2007 1:07:52 pm PDT #4267 of 10003

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

tub cleaned ( so DH can finish the chipping) (added to list)

1 load of launry folded and away

old but clean and folded laundry sorted on he bed

have spent 30 minutes in guest room

1 load of laundry in the dryer, 1 load in the washer

Keeping track is keeping me on track. I promise not to do this everyday

Pix - Apr 09, 2007 1:08:39 pm PDT #4268 of 10003

The status is NOT quo.

Despite the fact that my marriage ended after six years, I will never regret the wedding. It was perfect. Not huge (about 115 people I think), but personal and loving and filled with people I adored. The weather was perfect, and the reception was in a gorgeous arched former yacht club along the Mystic River (the one in CT, not Boston) and was incredibly beautiful. The entire experience was magical.

I'm glad I did it once, but I wouldn't do it again. If I ever get married again, I will elope (though not to Vegas). I'm thinking tropical island on a beach or something.

Strix - Apr 09, 2007 1:12:08 pm PDT #4269 of 10003

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't think there's anyone in the whole world I'd want to to marry 4 times. Damn.

If I ever got married, I would not elope, because I have gone to too many other weddings. Plus, I would want the fancy dress and underwear. And towels. I want showers, and towels. No strippers. Just fluffy, matching towels.

I really don't want a husband. Just the dress, party....and towels.

-t - Apr 09, 2007 1:15:29 pm PDT #4270 of 10003

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am now picturing Erin's monogrammed towels "Hers" and "Also Hers" and "There is only Her" and "Who the Fuck do you think this belongs to?"

tommyrot - Apr 09, 2007 1:18:16 pm PDT #4271 of 10003

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am picturing strippers bringing towels to Erin: "Here you go, ma'am. I can take my clothes off if you like."

And then Erin says, "No, that's OK. Go get some more towels."

Glamcookie - Apr 09, 2007 1:21:07 pm PDT #4272 of 10003

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I always wanted a small, intimate wedding and a big, raging party on a whole different day to celebrate. I had a gorgeous Vera Wang wedding dress picked out many years ago (for someone to copy as I knew even then that I wasn't about to spend that kind of money on a dress I'd wear once). Funny how life turns out. Not that I'm upset - I'm happily MarriedButNot. It would have been nice to have some sort of celebration, though. Maybe a few of them towels Erin mentioned...

Kathy A - Apr 09, 2007 1:24:29 pm PDT #4273 of 10003

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Kristin, my stepsister did the twilight-wedding-on-a-Hawaiian-beach thing for her second wedding, and according to her and her hub, it was perfect for them.

-t - Apr 09, 2007 1:30:47 pm PDT #4274 of 10003

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

On further reflection, Erin will clearly need slightly-less fluffy towels for her adorers, worshippers and hopeful cabana boys.

Last load of the day in my dryer. I have lots more laundry, but no more will to get it clean.

amych - Apr 09, 2007 1:30:49 pm PDT #4275 of 10003

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If I ever got married, I would not elope, because I have gone to too many other weddings.

Oddly, this was also the reason I eloped.

Strix - Apr 09, 2007 1:31:03 pm PDT #4276 of 10003

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I never thought about monograms, but at least now y'all know what I want on my towels if I ever would get married.

(He can use all the old towels.)

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