I am now picturing Erin's monogrammed towels "Hers" and "Also Hers" and "There is only Her" and "Who the Fuck do you think this belongs to?"
A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Apr 09, 2007 1:15:29 pm PDT #4270 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot - Apr 09, 2007 1:18:16 pm PDT #4271 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am picturing strippers bringing towels to Erin: "Here you go, ma'am. I can take my clothes off if you like."
And then Erin says, "No, that's OK. Go get some more towels."
Glamcookie - Apr 09, 2007 1:21:07 pm PDT #4272 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I always wanted a small, intimate wedding and a big, raging party on a whole different day to celebrate. I had a gorgeous Vera Wang wedding dress picked out many years ago (for someone to copy as I knew even then that I wasn't about to spend that kind of money on a dress I'd wear once). Funny how life turns out. Not that I'm upset - I'm happily MarriedButNot. It would have been nice to have some sort of celebration, though. Maybe a few of them towels Erin mentioned...
Kathy A - Apr 09, 2007 1:24:29 pm PDT #4273 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Kristin, my stepsister did the twilight-wedding-on-a-Hawaiian-beach thing for her second wedding, and according to her and her hub, it was perfect for them.
-t - Apr 09, 2007 1:30:47 pm PDT #4274 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
On further reflection, Erin will clearly need slightly-less fluffy towels for her adorers, worshippers and hopeful cabana boys.
Last load of the day in my dryer. I have lots more laundry, but no more will to get it clean.
amych - Apr 09, 2007 1:30:49 pm PDT #4275 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
If I ever got married, I would not elope, because I have gone to too many other weddings.
Oddly, this was also the reason I eloped.
Strix - Apr 09, 2007 1:31:03 pm PDT #4276 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I never thought about monograms, but at least now y'all know what I want on my towels if I ever would get married.
(He can use all the old towels.)
Jen - Apr 09, 2007 1:41:55 pm PDT #4277 of 10003
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Despite the fact that my marriage ended after six years, I will never regret the wedding. It was perfect. Not huge (about 115 people I think), but personal and loving and filled with people I adored. [...] The entire experience was magical.
Yes, exactly this. Although the marriage is over, I still have the most amazing memories of the wedding itself. Everything about the day was perfect.
Well, except that I dumped a big plate of cavatelli with red sauce down the front of my dress. But even that seemed kind of funny at the time.
Strix - Apr 09, 2007 1:45:09 pm PDT #4278 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
This is exactly the reason I would not have a white dress. Or cream, ivory, bisque, or any permutation of white. I can't even wear light colored pastels without dropping something dark or greasy on them.
Burrell - Apr 09, 2007 1:46:57 pm PDT #4279 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I had a beautiful wedding, too. And it will always be precious to me because my father passed away less than a year later. I wish he could have lived longer, he would have adored Franny and Isaac. Although the blond hair... I'm not sure how he would have felt about the absurdly blond hair, but the boy he would have adored.