She finally grumped herself to sleep in my arms, and the strangled pterodactyl is now thunderously snoring. I'm going to try to set her down without waking her. Then I'll have a martini. Shall I make one for you too, Cass?
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Apr 06, 2007 5:33:27 pm PDT #4062 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Cass - Apr 06, 2007 5:37:18 pm PDT #4063 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
*loves JZ forever*
Please?
sleepies, Matilda, sleepies.
JZ - Apr 06, 2007 5:42:08 pm PDT #4064 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Well, that was a very peaceful seven minutes, but she's awake and teary and back in my arms again, looking all red and wounded and betrayed.
::sporks self in eye::
Aims - Apr 06, 2007 5:43:24 pm PDT #4065 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
JZ, put her down in her bassinet. She'll be fine.
She's fed and dry and unharmed. Let her learn a little self-soothing.
Unless you don't want to, at which point, I will piss off and shut up.
But I order you to have that martini.
beth b - Apr 06, 2007 5:48:48 pm PDT #4066 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
well, we know where the problem wih the garage shower is. But we can do much about it. It needs a plumber. Out of a bizzare cussedness that I can not explain, we are continueing with the tub project. Basic sanding is almost complete. then cleaning then painting. I will have a lovely sponge bath and wash my hair in the kitchen sink. Tomorrow I will have a real shower at the 24 hour fitness. If this works I get a home shower Tuesday am.
JZ please save a martini for me after I am done with the power tools.
Burrell - Apr 06, 2007 5:51:31 pm PDT #4067 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
poor JZ, sounds like a sleepy baby to me.
First, you put a baby in a box ....
When Franny was a teeny tiny 10 month old, Lori took a bunch of photos of her posing in a tea kettle box. I still get a big goofy smile on my face when I look at them.
JZ - Apr 06, 2007 5:54:52 pm PDT #4068 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Aims, pffft. Usually I'm a big self-soothing cry-it-out cheerleader, but it just doesn't seem to be working; most of the time the stress just leaks out and she mellows in a couple of minutes, but today she's just getting sobbier and more distraught. Poor little muffin.
Burrell - Apr 06, 2007 5:58:54 pm PDT #4069 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You know what works best for Matilda, but my babies always responded well too a darkened room, soft singing, and either rocking or having me pat lightly on their backs.
beth b - Apr 06, 2007 6:00:59 pm PDT #4070 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yay for local independent hardware stores - they have an idea that might fix our shower! DH gets a yay because he is bring me McDonalds, which I have not had in years, but I want.
I'm wondering if JZ wants to trade.....but some how I am guessing Matilda will be happy again before Tuesday
Emily - Apr 06, 2007 6:34:48 pm PDT #4071 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Oh, JZ, I'm so sorry. He's on his way home! I have released him to fly free! I hope he's home before she drives you baby-INNNNNSAAAANE.