Oh dear. That's no good, beth.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
-t - Apr 06, 2007 3:50:46 pm PDT #4054 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
javachik - Apr 06, 2007 3:51:10 pm PDT #4055 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
ruh roh. You guys can come up to San Bruno and use my bathroom if you want!
sumi - Apr 06, 2007 4:15:24 pm PDT #4056 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!
Oh, that color stuff is fun!
I am Garnet Rose: Instinctive, Sexy, Admired.
So, is your color the # of the pantone sheet?
Nora Deirdre - Apr 06, 2007 4:47:47 pm PDT #4057 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
First, you put a baby in a box ....
OW! My ovaries!
JZ - Apr 06, 2007 4:48:47 pm PDT #4058 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oh, heaven help me. Matilda has discovered how to make that range of infant noises best described as "pterodactyl being slowly, vengefully strangled" and she has been making them for the past hour. Not angry, wet, hungry or tired, just mildly irritated with me for being too tired myself to be interesting anymore. If I put her down, she sobs; if I hold her and bounce her and sing, she's happy; when my arms get tired and I slow down, out comes the strangling pterodactyl.
She's communicating, very effectively, that I am not bouncy and jolly like Daddy and Emmett and I need to STOP BEING BORING, BECAUSE IT'S VERY BORING. SCREECH. GRITCH. YEETCH.
Hec'll be home in an hour. Do I grit my teeth and tough it out? Put her in her bassinet and let her cry it out? Put some pants on and take us both out for a good stiff martini?
sumi - Apr 06, 2007 4:52:44 pm PDT #4059 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!
Awww, Matilda has learned how to be grumpy! (I guess you've got to learn everything.)
Aims - Apr 06, 2007 4:55:42 pm PDT #4060 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Put her in the bassinet and you have a martini.
Cass - Apr 06, 2007 5:29:01 pm PDT #4061 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
And then breastfeed.
I think the snarl of traffic trying to drive home stole my happy. Because I am suddenly feeling a very cranky Bitch indeed. Which sucks because I wanted to catch up on the internets but now I don't think I should be allowed to talk to people whose opinion of me matters in any way.
*stomps away*
(Oh, not in any Goodbye, Sweet Internets way. I just am bitchy and there is just no reason to subject others to me right now.)
JZ - Apr 06, 2007 5:33:27 pm PDT #4062 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
She finally grumped herself to sleep in my arms, and the strangled pterodactyl is now thunderously snoring. I'm going to try to set her down without waking her. Then I'll have a martini. Shall I make one for you too, Cass?
Cass - Apr 06, 2007 5:37:18 pm PDT #4063 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
*loves JZ forever*
Please?
sleepies, Matilda, sleepies.