Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Apr 03, 2007 11:25:05 am PDT #3536 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.

Puppycat II is so damn cute.

Sometimes I think about what would happen if Puppycat I met Puppycat II. I have a feeling they'd look at each other suspiciously for awhile and then would discover their mutual love of the shiny and be friends forever. Well, except they would keep forgetting each other every time one left the room, so that cycle would probably be on permanent repeat.


Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 11:25:24 am PDT #3537 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Well his neighbors decided the best way to deal with Bubba's nightly venison grilling was to have their priest convince Bubba to convert. The Priest had a talk with Bubba and after a crash course in Catholicism, Bubba was standing in front of the priest and getting sprinkled with holy water as the Priest say "You were born a Methodist. You were raised a Methodist. But now you are a Catholic".


vw bug - Apr 03, 2007 11:26:18 am PDT #3538 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

I expect she'll call in tears in about twenty minutes when he takes off.

I bet! Poor both of you. You're such a good sister/auntie. And you guys are gonna have tons of fun!

During Lent, Bubba decided to grill some venison steaks. The smell of his expert grilling wafted through the neighborhood much to the agony of his Lent observing neighbors.

You're killing me, man...


sj - Apr 03, 2007 11:28:28 am PDT #3539 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, AmyLiz! That's great new!

Cass, you and your nephew are going to have a great time!

I have no funny stories, sorry vw.


Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 11:29:38 am PDT #3540 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Bubba's neighbors thought their trail of temptation was over, but the next night Bubba was out at his grill again venison steaks grilling away. They got the Priest to go over to see if Bubba understood the whole Lent thing. The Priest discovered Bubba standing at his grill, sprinkling the steaks with holy water, and declaring "You were born a deer. You were raised a deer. But now you are a Catfish".


vw bug - Apr 03, 2007 11:30:10 am PDT #3541 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Gud, BWAH!


Cass - Apr 03, 2007 11:31:52 am PDT #3542 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I expect she'll call in tears in about twenty minutes when he takes off.
I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.

Did I mention she has the twins with her too? Because she's crazy.

We are going to have a fantastic time, I know.

Well, except they would keep forgetting each other every time one left the room, so that cycle would probably be on permanent repeat.
Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 11:33:44 am PDT #3543 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My grandfather asked her, "Haze - why are you locking that door?" She replied, "To keep the bear out."

That makes sense, as Yogi and Boo-Boo could open unlocked doors.


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2007 11:35:53 am PDT #3544 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.

Of course not. Not when you can buy a perfectly good $4 bottle of water on the other side of the security checkpoint.


Fred Pete - Apr 03, 2007 11:36:32 am PDT #3545 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Does the misshaped kidney mean anything particular, FredPete? Or is due to the infection?

We don't know. Vet is worried that there may be a blockage in the kidney.