Xander ,'Beneath You'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Puppycat II is so damn cute.
Sometimes I think about what would happen if Puppycat I met Puppycat II. I have a feeling they'd look at each other suspiciously for awhile and then would discover their mutual love of the shiny and be friends forever. Well, except they would keep forgetting each other every time one left the room, so that cycle would probably be on permanent repeat.
Well his neighbors decided the best way to deal with Bubba's nightly venison grilling was to have their priest convince Bubba to convert. The Priest had a talk with Bubba and after a crash course in Catholicism, Bubba was standing in front of the priest and getting sprinkled with holy water as the Priest say "You were born a Methodist. You were raised a Methodist. But now you are a Catholic".
I expect she'll call in tears in about twenty minutes when he takes off.
I bet! Poor both of you. You're such a good sister/auntie. And you guys are gonna have tons of fun!
During Lent, Bubba decided to grill some venison steaks. The smell of his expert grilling wafted through the neighborhood much to the agony of his Lent observing neighbors.
You're killing me, man...
Yay, AmyLiz! That's great new!
Cass, you and your nephew are going to have a great time!
I have no funny stories, sorry vw.
Bubba's neighbors thought their trail of temptation was over, but the next night Bubba was out at his grill again venison steaks grilling away. They got the Priest to go over to see if Bubba understood the whole Lent thing. The Priest discovered Bubba standing at his grill, sprinkling the steaks with holy water, and declaring "You were born a deer. You were raised a deer. But now you are a Catfish".
Gud, BWAH!
I expect she'll call in tears in about twenty minutes when he takes off.I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.
Did I mention she has the twins with her too? Because she's crazy.
We are going to have a fantastic time, I know.
Well, except they would keep forgetting each other every time one left the room, so that cycle would probably be on permanent repeat.Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
My grandfather asked her, "Haze - why are you locking that door?" She replied, "To keep the bear out."
That makes sense, as Yogi and Boo-Boo could open unlocked doors.
I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.
Of course not. Not when you can buy a perfectly good $4 bottle of water on the other side of the security checkpoint.
Does the misshaped kidney mean anything particular, FredPete? Or is due to the infection?
We don't know. Vet is worried that there may be a blockage in the kidney.