Bubba's neighbors thought their trail of temptation was over, but the next night Bubba was out at his grill again venison steaks grilling away. They got the Priest to go over to see if Bubba understood the whole Lent thing. The Priest discovered Bubba standing at his grill, sprinkling the steaks with holy water, and declaring "You were born a deer. You were raised a deer. But now you are a Catfish".
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gud, BWAH!
I expect she'll call in tears in about twenty minutes when he takes off.I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.
Did I mention she has the twins with her too? Because she's crazy.
We are going to have a fantastic time, I know.
Well, except they would keep forgetting each other every time one left the room, so that cycle would probably be on permanent repeat.Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
My grandfather asked her, "Haze - why are you locking that door?" She replied, "To keep the bear out."
That makes sense, as Yogi and Boo-Boo could open unlocked doors.
I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.
Of course not. Not when you can buy a perfectly good $4 bottle of water on the other side of the security checkpoint.
Does the misshaped kidney mean anything particular, FredPete? Or is due to the infection?
We don't know. Vet is worried that there may be a blockage in the kidney.
Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
Exactly. And likely hissing.
ETA: She just walked across the room where Byron was calmly washing a paw and bit him. For no reason. Not hard, since all he did was thwap her and walk away, but I can't help giggling.
Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
Exactly. And likely hissing.
I think I'd pay to see that, actually.
Someone tell me to eat. I woke up at 10 after another restless night, checked my email, fed the cats, climbed back in bed and woke up at 1. I'm woozy and hungry, but I can't seem to get my shit together.
Vet is worried that there may be a blockage in the kidney.
Poor guy. Continued kitty~ma!