Bubba's neighbors thought their trail of temptation was over, but the next night Bubba was out at his grill again venison steaks grilling away. They got the Priest to go over to see if Bubba understood the whole Lent thing. The Priest discovered Bubba standing at his grill, sprinkling the steaks with holy water, and declaring "You were born a deer. You were raised a deer. But now you are a Catfish".
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Gudanov - Apr 03, 2007 11:29:38 am PDT #3540 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping
vw bug - Apr 03, 2007 11:30:10 am PDT #3541 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Gud, BWAH!
Cass - Apr 03, 2007 11:31:52 am PDT #3542 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I expect she'll call in tears in about twenty minutes when he takes off.I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.
Did I mention she has the twins with her too? Because she's crazy.
We are going to have a fantastic time, I know.
Well, except they would keep forgetting each other every time one left the room, so that cycle would probably be on permanent repeat.Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
tommyrot - Apr 03, 2007 11:33:44 am PDT #3543 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My grandfather asked her, "Haze - why are you locking that door?" She replied, "To keep the bear out."
That makes sense, as Yogi and Boo-Boo could open unlocked doors.
Cashmere - Apr 03, 2007 11:35:53 am PDT #3544 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
I was wrong. She called as soon as he got on the plane but not in tears. Pissed. Because she couldn't take bottled water through security.
Of course not. Not when you can buy a perfectly good $4 bottle of water on the other side of the security checkpoint.
Fred Pete - Apr 03, 2007 11:36:32 am PDT #3545 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Does the misshaped kidney mean anything particular, FredPete? Or is due to the infection?
We don't know. Vet is worried that there may be a blockage in the kidney.
Pix - Apr 03, 2007 11:38:02 am PDT #3546 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.
Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
Exactly. And likely hissing.
ETA: She just walked across the room where Byron was calmly washing a paw and bit him. For no reason. Not hard, since all he did was thwap her and walk away, but I can't help giggling.
vw bug - Apr 03, 2007 11:38:56 am PDT #3547 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Shiny new kitty! Oh, a bug! Oooh, shiny new kitty! Lather, rinse, repeat. With chirps.
Exactly. And likely hissing.
I think I'd pay to see that, actually.
Pix - Apr 03, 2007 11:40:33 am PDT #3548 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.
Someone tell me to eat. I woke up at 10 after another restless night, checked my email, fed the cats, climbed back in bed and woke up at 1. I'm woozy and hungry, but I can't seem to get my shit together.
Amy - Apr 03, 2007 11:41:19 am PDT #3549 of 10003
Because books.
Vet is worried that there may be a blockage in the kidney.
Poor guy. Continued kitty~ma!