This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Mar 30, 2007 5:41:45 am PDT #3063 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

I know the state but not the city

That's plenty of information. My profile addy is good if you want to tell me the state and their names.


sj - Mar 30, 2007 5:48:39 am PDT #3064 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That's plenty of information. My profile addy is good if you want to tell me the state and their names.

Thanks. I really appreciate the offer, but I just talked to my mother and my friends grandmother still lives in my hometown, so I think I am just going to send a card to her in care of. If by chance that gets sent back to me, I'll send you the information.


juliana - Mar 30, 2007 6:04:29 am PDT #3065 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Good morning, Bitches. I would like to announce that not only am I wear the cranky pants, I am also wearing the bitchy shirt and the "fuck all y'all" jacket. Please refer to me for all your misanthropic needs today - I am not up to Empress-levels of smiting, but I can sure as hell turn a good glower and sneer upon many people today.


Daisy Jane - Mar 30, 2007 6:07:23 am PDT #3066 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I love Wireless! Thanks for the link Toddson! I'd forgotten all about that catalogue. I want the Monty Python Killer Rabbit toy, but they're sold out.


Steph L. - Mar 30, 2007 6:23:12 am PDT #3067 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I would like to announce that not only am I wear the cranky pants, I am also wearing the bitchy shirt and the "fuck all y'all" jacket.

How about the shoes of "I am going to fuck you UP, motherfucker"?


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2007 6:34:27 am PDT #3068 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How about the shoes of "I am going to fuck you UP, motherfucker"?

Those work better as boots.


sj - Mar 30, 2007 6:42:13 am PDT #3069 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sorry about the crankypants, Juliana.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2007 6:44:05 am PDT #3070 of 10003
What is even happening?

Daisy, you didn't DHL your yesterday to juliana, did you?

Those work better as boots.

The shoes have their advantages -- if you have good aim and kick them off with just the right flip of the ankle.


vw bug - Mar 30, 2007 7:06:10 am PDT #3071 of 10003
Mostly lurking...

Oh, poor juliana. I bet you look stunning, though!

I am nervous as hell, and my anxiety is tying knots in my stomach. I really think I'm going to vomit at any moment. Why does my body (brain) torture me so?


Laura - Mar 30, 2007 7:16:41 am PDT #3072 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.

Think about rolling in all that fabric tonight!

I think I'm going camping this weekend.