I would like to announce that not only am I wear the cranky pants, I am also wearing the bitchy shirt and the "fuck all y'all" jacket.
How about the shoes of "I am going to fuck you UP, motherfucker"?
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Mar 30, 2007 6:23:12 am PDT #3067 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism
tommyrot - Mar 30, 2007 6:34:27 am PDT #3068 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How about the shoes of "I am going to fuck you UP, motherfucker"?
Those work better as boots.
sj - Mar 30, 2007 6:42:13 am PDT #3069 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Sorry about the crankypants, Juliana.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 30, 2007 6:44:05 am PDT #3070 of 10003
What is even happening?
Daisy, you didn't DHL your yesterday to juliana, did you?
Those work better as boots.
The shoes have their advantages -- if you have good aim and kick them off with just the right flip of the ankle.
vw bug - Mar 30, 2007 7:06:10 am PDT #3071 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Oh, poor juliana. I bet you look stunning, though!
I am nervous as hell, and my anxiety is tying knots in my stomach. I really think I'm going to vomit at any moment. Why does my body (brain) torture me so?
Laura - Mar 30, 2007 7:16:41 am PDT #3072 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
Think about rolling in all that fabric tonight!
I think I'm going camping this weekend.
Miracleman - Mar 30, 2007 7:29:24 am PDT #3073 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Good morning, Bitches. I would like to announce that not only am I wear the cranky pants, I am also wearing the bitchy shirt and the "fuck all y'all" jacket. Please refer to me for all your misanthropic needs today - I am not up to Empress-levels of smiting, but I can sure as hell turn a good glower and sneer upon many people today.
Seems to be going around. I myself have the full complement of Cranky Pants, Bite Me t-shirt and I think I may have inadvertently put on the underwear of You Suck, the socks of Seriously, How Has Someone Not Killed You? and the boots of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILL YOU SIMPLY CEASE TO EXIST ALREADY AND DO THE UNIVERSE A FUCKING FAVOR?
The 17 minute phone call explaining to a customer that the reason the fixture he received is not a "brownish color" is because he ORDERED the "iron-ish" color did not improve either mine nor my clothing's demeanor. STUPID FUCKWAD MUST CHOKE ON OWN TONGUE!
Miracleman - Mar 30, 2007 7:50:15 am PDT #3074 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Coffee and bile:
My rage killed Bitches.
We always hurt the ones we love.
Aims - Mar 30, 2007 7:53:24 am PDT #3075 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well, nice going.
juliana - Mar 30, 2007 7:55:57 am PDT #3076 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
How about the shoes of "I am going to fuck you UP, motherfucker"?
It's the Boots of "Do NOT Fucking Talk To Me, Lest Your Head Be Permanently Lodged Up Your Ass", actually.
In more fun news, I get to go to the SF Giants' Play Ball Luncheon today, which should be fun.